metal paddy is back

[Fenrisúlfr]

Thus far, he only appears to have cigar-burned himself like some 8-year-old who found his father's box of Oscuro La Fuerzas and tried to smoke one

 

[Valerie]

Thus far, he only appears to have cigar-burned himself like some 8-year-old who found his father's box of Oscuro La Fuerzas and tried to smoke one

 

[The Butt]

Holy shit, I missed another guy trying to call paddy out?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

He did, though paddy bungled during his attempted retaliation.

 

[cookiecutter]

The only thing paddy is going to bungle is your face

 

[Satanstoenail]

He did, though paddy bungled during his attempted retaliation.

Congratulations, you outsmarted an obvious joke account.

 

[Faint]

Congratulations, you outsmarted an obvious joke account.

 

[False Joe]

Congratulations, you outsmarted an obvious joke account.

Cipher makes me hard because he's so serious.

 

[metal paddy]

thats jonny fortunes dad bruv

hey listen dudes and chicks i love the way u dudes have taken paddy back into the fold

i love u guys
i maybe a hard nut tuff guy but i have a big sort heart

SO I WAS THUNKING ABOUT BRING BACK ONE OF MINE AND U GUYS FAVOURITE THREADS .....

PADDYS RECORD OF THE WEEK

 

[cookiecutter]

kewl beanz bruv

 

[Valerie]

thats jonny fortunes dad bruv

I know, I was showing it to Cipher because just seconds after that picture was taken, you fucking OWNED HIM IN THE ASSHOLE FACE WITH A STICK

 

[mutantllama]

thats jonny fortunes dad bruv

hey listen dudes and chicks i love the way u dudes have taken paddy back into the fold

i love u guys
i maybe a hard nut tuff guy but i have a big sort heart

SO I WAS THUNKING ABOUT BRING BACK ONE OF MINE AND U GUYS FAVOURITE THREADS .....

PADDYS RECORD OF THE WEEK

fucking right bruv!!!:Smokin::Smokin:

 

[metal paddy]

i am just putting a few words together for a really mindblowing record of the week
it should be ready by xmas day bruv ..

oh and lsten if anyone wants 2 call paddy a knob jockey

they should say it 2 my face i nearly half killed the wrong dude saturday at the metal disco

 

[The Ozzman]

Are you ever going to post about metal?

 

[mutantllama]

He used to.

 

[Zephyrus]

He had "Band of the Week" threads for a while, but that was about it.

 

[metal paddy]

Are you ever going to post about metal?

oh yeah i can tell u about a band i see a few weeks back bruv


they are: The Mad Dog Sad Dog a local band thrash metal bruv

things were going well till the singer stuck his hand down the back of his pants and wiped it on my face

well i fuckin belted him from one end of the stage to the other

and do not worry he did not get up

and then my chick had a row with his chick so i belted her too

and do not worry she never got up

 

[mutantllama]

 

[False Joe]

fucken paddy bruv

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

When will tossers learn that you do NOT fuck with paddy?