Recent content by TheAssMaster

Maybe he died wrestling the python, like Michael Hutchence, and got strangled by his own leotard straps.

Razzle - Readers' Wives. (Bollocks, I only look at the pictures, that don't count) EerieVon : Have you read "The Forgotten Soldier" by Guy Sajer? True account of a Grossdeutschland infantryman from the latter part of WW2, a fantastic book. Read it and decide the point you would have just...

Was this the night Cyrus got shot? And then you had to fight your way home and battle some roller-skating homos with baseball bats? It kinda rings a bell...... :goggly: Anyhoo, sounds like a sterling night out!

Oi never realised Biff was a Brummy!! (Or from Zummerzet, I suppose) Wonder if he'll sell more copies of that than Biff will of his book?

I have wood! Don't rush it Bill, make sure it is right, unleash it, then watch as it blows us all way!! PS Get your asses over to England and gig!!!

Yeah!!! Loved (and still love) a bit of Angelwitch, along with some of the NWOBHM mentioned before. Mithra and Vardis were pretty damned good, never quite fulfilled their potential either. Now, if Steve Zodiac turned up here, then I'd be impressed!!!

Nice pics! You got around that venue more than Saxonmckenz!!!! Alas, my eyes are playing up, because I can only see Paul Quinn looking like Ali G, and Nibbs looking more and more like Steve Harris!! PS. You weren't that gorgeous blonde with the red top and camera wandering around were...

Only a truly talented band can shine through when they are being hampered by poor sound, and the fact Saxon were preaching to the converted (perverted?) was to their advantage too. You really don't need to be technically minded to comment on the sound - if you have "normal" hearing, your...

Calm down, calm down man!!:cool: I did try to avoid naming you, but since you've outed yourself, and most people knew I was talking about you, it's OK! It wasn't meant to be a nasty go at you, I think that quite possibly it's a touch of the Meldrew affecting me. It'll happen to you one day...

During the show? Erm, noooooooo, the band had other things to think about between 8.30 and 10.30pm. Must have had it signed earlier. So what was he doing waving it around? Reminding the band that they could write? Drying off the ink? Trying to tell Biff he spits when he sings? Maybe it's...

No excuse, I'm afraid. Saxon aren't a 53 piece African tribal orchestra with complex arrangements, they are a 5 piece rock band, if he can't handle that, he shouldn't be anywhere near FOH. He should be running around fetching cups of tea. Even my Mum would have identified that there was very...

Brian May - What a completely over-rated tosser. I was praying for a lightning strike when he was on top of Buckingham Palace the other year playing God Save The Queen (no, not THAT one, I mean our National Anthem).

Same here!!! If I hadn't been subject to Corporal Punishment at school, I might never have developed my love for "Le Vice Anglais". Hmmmm, yeah, slipperings, canings, spankings, hated them then, luuuuuuurve them now. (Although being spanked by a sweaty old Sports Master does nowt for me, I...

Bring it on!!!! Looking forward to it, will be like a breath of fresh air, I'm sure.

Not a gig review as such, so I'll post it here, rather than there! "Saxon Returns", indeedy-doody, and in fine form too. At the risk of sounding blase, the thing about a band like Saxon is that you know exactly what you are going to get, and they deliver every single time. Guaranteed. So...