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  1. Steven

    Are you afraid of growing old?

    Why do our bodies break down and die when in our souls we are always 20 years old? I am 32 but I swear to you that I was a child only yesterday. In 8 years I will be 40? How did this come to be? Maybe you still feel safe from age and time if you're 18 or 23, but soon... you will feel as I do...
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    The Mossad--better than the CIA and MI-6

    The Mossad are the premiere secret service in the world. They know more than both the CIA and Britain's MI-6, and are without parallel regarding the gathering of information. Mossad assassins are superb--they strike fear into the heart of every Muslim terrorist big-wig; they never know when the...
  3. Steven

    Why are albums always released in Europe before the U.S.?

    Is it simply because metal is more popular in Europe (parts of it, anyway) and so is accorded 'favored status' by labels? Even American bands signed to American labels like Relapse or Metal Blade seem to release albums in Europe first. Odd, no? :err: Lee, with your firsthand experience of...
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    If Americans are as stupid as you say...

    ... how, then, are they the wealthiest and most powerful people on the face of the earth? Provide me with a valid answer to this question--not simply some snide remark. Let's examine things on a smaller level, for a moment: take, for example, your local community. Is it the unintelligent who...
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    Why we shouldn't vote for G.W.

    I would have thought this one was obvious to people who post on a heavy metal forum, but apparently not. Do you really think that a far right nut Jesus freak with open ties to religious right fuckwits looks favorably on a band like SOD or its followers? Hmm. Now, I would NEVER think that far...
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    Is Ikeaboy mentally ill?

    I'm really concerned about her. Her combative, all-too-often-contrarian manner speaks volumes about her insecurity. It's elementary psych- if you want to find out which of your mates is gay, for example, you look for the gaybasher in the lot. Following that train of logic, we see that Ikea is a...
  7. Steven

    Some questions for people in Germany!

    Ich gehe aus Deutschland fur der monat aus Oktober. Ok, meine Deutsch is nicht sehr gut! But anyway, in general, how is the weather in Germany in October... I know it differs from region to region, but generally? For clothes-packing purposes! :tickled: Also, do you think that...
  8. Steven

    Best Australian beer

    In the U.S. I've found Cooper's, Emu, and VB. So far, Cooper's is the pick of the litter! What else is worth seeking out? And yes, most of my countrymen really do think that everyone in Oz drinks Foster's... fucking hell!
  9. Steven

    Matti's beard

    How long did it take you to grow it, man? An excellent specimen! :loco: Who was the guy at the recent show with dreadlocks who helped out with the vocals? I thought it was the singer from Salem!
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    Question about Israeli army

    Don't worry, it's not a question about politics or religion. :p Only this: I have seen many Israeli metal-men with long hair. And every man in the country must serve in the reserves, right? Does this mean that the Israeli army allows long hair? If so, that is the coolest military in the...
  11. Steven

    Hey Duncan

    Did you ever apprehend that felon who broke Anathema's tourbus windshield? You were still in the band then, right? Vin was hoppin' mad, offering big rewards for that! I swear I shall search for the fiend... doubtless some cunt from Rotterdam!
  12. Steven

    Anathem-Ex: fucking cool new band!

    Duncan, Dazza, and Shaun Steels should (and maybe will) form a band called Anathem-Ex. Danny will be allowed to chime in with the occasional solo, because he's occasionally ex-Anathema. Nightmares Pybus can join on bass, if Duncan agrees to play rhythm guitar. For a manager, they shall select...
  13. Steven

    Dreams

    Tell me about your dreams. Rarely recalling mine, you see, I'd like to live vicariously through yours. The last dream I recall was in '95 or thereabouts; I solely remember driving down the highway in a lorry with assorted members of Cannibal Corpse at night. I don't remember what were doing, or...
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    Anathema= world's best Jewish metal band

    I always wondered why they flashed the star of David in their video from Pent3. "But then," I said to myself, "there IS a sizeable Hasidic community in Toxteth. And... the lads do have curly hair, aside from that Patterson feller!" 'twas not until recently that I pieced Daz White's subliminal "I...
  15. Steven

    Light, go to bed!

    I saw you here at 9 this morning, or summat. :loco: :hypno: :loco: :hypno:
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    What are you doing for Summer Solstice?

    I am going to a wooded hill near me, where there are some Solstice stones. I'm going to drink some red wine from Spain, eat some cheese and Summerwurst, make fun of the neo-Pagans frolicking in the grass, fend off the mosquitoes, and watch the sun go down. 1st Summer Solstice I've taken note...
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    Have you heard this Evanescence band?

    Their success proves one thing: the major label Corporate dickheads DO, in fact, pay attention to the underground metal world! Case in point: Evanescence's WHOLESALE ripping off of Lacuna Coil's sound (which was repackaged for mainstream America in even accessible form!). They really have...
  18. Steven

    Favorite breakfast foods?

    Do you even eat breakfast? I faced a dilemma this morning. You see, I normally start out each day with a hearty bowl of oatmeal. This morning, though, I'd forgotten that all the bowls in my house were in the dishwasher (not yet cleaned). Sometimes when this happens, I just microwave my oatmeal...