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HAHHAHHHAHAA I forgot what my avatar was and when i posted me last post, i seen how fookin cool me avvy is :tickled:

My dad had sorted some old clothes out and said to mick "hey mick i have had a good sort out of my wardrobe and there is lots of good stuff, if you wanna take yeh picK" hahahahhahaaaa.So as you can see by my new avatar :grin: i got him to do some 'James Bond modelling' :tickled: if you want...

So how many of you girlies have been to one, cause i had to dress up in some funny underwear an go in the road and sing a song with a blow up mic tonight it was funny like, but i did look a tit :erk: though my new toys will be good :grin:

HAPPY BIFFDAY MY DEAR HEHEHEEEHEHEHEEHEHEHEEHHHEEHHEEEE :tickled: 30 Get you mearsured up for some new specs now me luuuvv :Spin:

Two muslims in jjb sports trying on rucksacks, one says to his mate, "does my bomb look big in this"

Yummmmy :) just felt the need to share that with you.

On the night they look like this \/ well if yeh lucky haha :grin: and when the ale wears off they look like this \/

Does anyone have any interesting forums for me to visit? i'm bored :erk:

Some lad in the pub by ours was bein all cocky and pissed and he tried to take the piss out of me and me mate, ANYWAY........ he had a huge fuckin nose so i automatically got on to the subject of jews :grin: THEN i said 'so mate, i'm not bein funny but if you had a hard on and walked right...

aaww god rest his soul, i liked his lame attempts at jokes, countdown will never be the same :erk:

Anyone been watching this one?

Today i went to asda and bought lots of shopping and a huge leg of lamb, (oh yeah me an mick are not veggies anymore) and i also went for an eye test, later on i am goin to my brothers, what are you doing?

OH WOWWWWYYYYYYY, I fuckin love racin the midda biddas and watchin them go mad its superb, when at the lights and next to a gang of nob head boy racers i edge forward so they think "ah its a bird she wont race us" and then (yyeefuckinhaahh)smell yeh later alligator is me sayin when i burn...

Long time no see, just thought i'd pop in and say hello all :wave:

Any gossip? i'm bored :erk:

http://www.pumpster.com/galleries/melon.htm haha i thought this was a bit different so here you go folks :grin: even though its a melon.

And i cant stop eatin icecream and pizza and pasta and the wine is TOOOO cheap and well is there a festival of some sort on, anyone know? cos this place is full of tattooed pierced muso's.

What a massive pile of shite that was. micks choice :p