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Mindspell, I'm going to Montreal on a weekend in March. Please suggest interesting things to do. Also please bear in mind that my only use for you is as a speed-bump and don't suggest anything involving hanging out. Thx. Bitch.

I was over a friend's sunday night and we went out to see fireworks. Upon our return, one of his dogs let out pained yelps whenever pressure was placed upon its leg. So we got on our friend's ass to call for medical assistance. He insisted that if anyone picked up, they told him treatment could...

I fisted your girlfriend last night. While you snored and drooled on a bed of Josh's stuff, I fisted your love. She called me Daddy. And I called her glove-like wench when I stretched her ass. I called her sugar when I ate got my forearm in . And I pooed in your mom's van on your seat, from...

-I had the presence of mind to start discussing leprosy everytime Creepy Guy brought up girls at work today.

just wondering which of these things I do is the least odd

my last job sucked more than this one but my current employers are labor law skirting fucktards who get all prissy when you point out the tard aspects of their existence so they can go fuck themselves and be classed as worldclass shitty employers. And the management... I hand the dude this list...

Can Kayo Dot provide the soundtrack when I go tell my boss he sucks and I quit?

One of my groomsmen knows a friend of yours.

-Twiggy, renowned model, actress and UM.com avatar, had something approximating a music career.

I hereby cordially invite you to park in front of my neighbor's house. Sincerely, Greg B.

I've been a wee busy trying to find a job, planning the wedding, and trying to convince a "totally weened" kitten that my fingers don't produce milk. So basically, the past three weeks of posting has flown by me. Please post pics representing the important moments that I missed. Sincerely...

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There's that amazing Jellies exhibit at the New England Aquarium so they are selling a variety of jellyfish stuffed animals. Then I realized that Toby is Alex's brother and therefore I can refuse to buy things out of spite for that depraved spider masturbation thread.

Hey dude. How's life?

Some people seemed intimidated by having to dig through 400+ items to find what they wanted. So I sorted the list. The "cheap" and "really cheap" sections cover all genres. If it says 2:1, pick 2 and offer 1. 3:1s you pick 3 and offer 1. The discounts are because these items are promos...

It's lame to give up the older cat but the more time I spend around her, the clearer it becomes that she needs a stable environment where there are fewer things between her and whomever she wants to be with. I'm getting a job and given how well Annabelle takes me disappearing from 10-5 to hunt...

I tend to get told off about things that really aren't my fault... I contacted a company about possible employment and told them I wouldn't be available until Monday. They called me today while I was 75+ miles away and informed me of a mandatory meeting to be held in three hours. My bro is...

I was doing some volunteer work at an animal shelter. When I was coming up after bending down, one of the cats tore my nose open. This resulted in my using job hunt time to sit in the emergency room, get a tetanus shot, and make a pharmacy run. I just looked in the mirror and my nose is bruised...