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  1. General Dildo

    Efficient way of salting your neighbours crops

    Hello. I have a problem and i need some help. My neighbour has stolen 3 cows from me. Including my favourite one "Mathilda". Motherfucker just tugged them along with his own cows like if i would not notice straight before my eyes. They are in his lands now wich is guarded by dogs so i cant get...
  2. General Dildo

    Garden worries

    Hello all Vintersorg fans. I have a problem i was hoping you could help me solve. Does anyone know how to build a goat trap? There is a gang of goats in my neighbourhood and they keep going into the garden and shitting all over the place. They also ate my roses. I do not know who owns them but...
  3. General Dildo

    retro gaming!

    fuck new games! all nice looks but no soul whatsoever! bought a 360 a little over a year ago and jesus christ, there is not a single game that is decent! piece of shit box! kids today are fucking braindead playing these games no magic at all! nope, gaming died after the ps1, some ps2 was...
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    ultimate metals opinion of deathstars?

    what are they? i heard them years back and kind of liked them but quite soon forgot about them until recently when i remembered them again and did a search on spotify. i must say they really have evolved nicely, it is a bit rammsteinish but better really! easy to listen to but still hard and...
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    going bald!!

    so how should i kill myself?:cry:
  6. General Dildo

    haha so damn funny!

    drunk russian in the background! Oh my dear god i just cant stop lughing! :lol: :lol:
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    andi deris is the soooo goood you nkow

    so wich pink cream 69 albums does the wonderful dude sing on? :)
  8. General Dildo

    mr dickinsons movie?

    whatever happened to his plans of making that chemical wedding movie with terry jones?did he give up those plans or what happened?
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    just so you know

    i am not the same dude that calls himself sargeant dildo on the imbb...that is some other dude so if he starst fucking around with you dont blame the general okidoki!!
  10. General Dildo

    Nicko got angry!!sued!

    http://www.metaluk.com/news/display...sArticleID=4978 Iron Maiden Drummer Arrested After Hitting Man With Car Publication date: 27 July 2003, 13:21:21 | Author: Chris.C Jennifer Sinco Kelleher of Newsday is reporting that IRON MAIDEN drummer Nicko McBrain was arrested and charged with...
  11. General Dildo

    Dance of death review!

    taken from the imbb THE ENTIRE DOD review in Swedish metal magazine Okay, here is the entire review of Dance of Death. "The opening track and the first signle, Wildest Dreams (3:53 - Smith/Harris, which later was played to the Stockholm audience, is a straight rock tune, built by...
  12. General Dildo

    Happy Birthday Mr Sneap

    :)
  13. General Dildo

    i had a seriousley fucked up dream last night

    first i dreamt that i accidently shot my parents dog in the head!!but it did not die so to end the suffering i went out in a canoe in the lake and drowned him...later the dream became quite pleasant when i touched the breasts of a teacher i had in 4th grade wich i had a crush on but she later...
  14. General Dildo

    can somebody recomend me something

    beutiful?i am in a mood for something mellow or how you say it.yes?mmmmm i am drinking milk now it is good for me did you know that there are many kinds of milk i learned that yesterday and now i remembered that i tasted strawberry flawoured milk once but that does not count perhaps since...
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    this is it for tonight i think

    have a wonderful night everybody. tomorrow i will be back right after ihave smelled some flowers,eaten a little ice cream and drunk a lot of milk...milk is really good for you so you should drink some too! have pleasant dreams :loco: :hypno:
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    GENERAL DILDO!at yer service

    the name is General Dildo boys and girls. i have reached the tender age of 22 and just came here from the maiden board wich now sadly is closing down. favourite bands are iron maiden megadeth iced earth cradle of filth helloween +millions of others! in my spare time i usually...