Favorite M.O.D./S.O.D. Ballads

[amaranth24]

My favorite is the Ballad of Dio, followed by the Ballad of Quiet Riot: "You are dead...they found you with the wig off your head...you are dead!!!"

 

[Damaged71]

Mine are, the Ballad of the fucking little Midget from Kid Rock "Bawitdaba your dead!"

And the Ballad of Joey Ramone "Gabba gabba hey, Gabby hey, Gabba your dead!"

 

[Jerry Jabber]

Ballad of the Scorpions - "They are bald...they are bald...they are bald...YOU'RE BALD!!!!!"
Ballad of Layne Staley - "Eye, yeh, yeh, yeh yeh, yeh, yeh yeh yeh....You're Dead!!"

 

[Stoner On Drugs]

I'm STILL waiting for the ballad of Scott Weiland.

But I'll settle for the ballad of Ted Kennedy" Er, Uh, You're Dead!"

Not to be confused with the ballad of John and Robert Kennedy"BANG, BANG!!!"

 

[Stoner On Drugs]

Oops, I almost forgot, The Ballad Of Sonny Bono, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SPLAT!!!!"

This formula can be used to write the Ballad Of John Denver, too.........