Profile of an average metalhead

[Hugh G. Rection]

Profile of an average / typical metal head:


*Age: 14 - 25

*Basement dweller

*Low IQ
*Low income / low class background

*Narrow-minded
*Ignorant

*Hearing-damaged & tone-deaf

*Foul-mouthed
*Limited vocabulary
*Extremely juvenile behavior and way of speech

*Parents divorced
*Both parents with a history of alcohol and substance abuse

*Showers once a week
*Smells like a sewer

*Deep insecurity and tendencies of self-hate

*Has no respect or understanding for other musical tastes / opinions
*Thinks anyone who does not like metal is a "fag"

*Obsession with feces and urine. Thinks jokes about taking "brutal shits" are hilarious

*Takes his worship of his musical genre and favorite bands to the point of religious extremism
*Behaves more like a religious fanatic than the atheist he aspires to be
*Thinks satanism and devil worship is "cool"

Yes, wonderful people these "metalheads".

 

[Mulver]

Troll.

Also, on the IQ-matter, I read an article a few years ago where according to a research those listening to metal/ heavy rock generally had higher IQ than those who did'nt.

 

[erooMllewxaM]

Troll.

Also, on the IQ-matter, I read an article a few years ago where according to a research those listening to metal/ heavy rock generally had higher IQ than those who didn't.

Seriously? I need to find that and rub it in my mother's face.

 

[Slayed Necros]

This news comes as very upsetting to me.

 

[Mulver]

Seriously? I need to find that and rub it in my mother's face.

Well, I'm afraid I can't provide a link. Don't remember what paper and it's in swedish...

 

[Invade Me]

Sounds about on target. The "average" metalhead listens primarily to prole music like Pantera, Cannibal Corpse, Opeth and Agalloch, and spends much of their time directing passive aggressive wangst at people on the internet who point out that the music they like is laughably horrible.

 

[General Zaroff]

Did I take a portal to /mu/ or something?

 

[Inso]

Trolls just aren't even trying any more, put some effort in guys please for fucks sake

 

[unknown]

if brutal shit jokes aren't hilarious, then I don't want to be right