what a load of bollocks! if i had the choice, i'd rather go to hell than heaven. just think about it, in heaven you'll never get to eat apples, gluttony is very much frowned upon, and hate is non exsistant. don't know about you, but hate really tickles me the right way when it comes in small packages. what more, free will's out of the question. up there, gods will is absolute. well, no thank you! give me fiery inferno any day over that! besides, the devil's got all the good tunes.