Hahahaha thats brilliant!!! Hahaha here's something someone sent me a while ago... and the scary thing is that most of these are true for me!!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN EIGHTIES METALHEAD WHEN:
1) You at one time tried to make the sawblade wrist bands that Blackie Lawless wore. Or you tried to make the Kerry King nail armband.
2) You know that the Dio logo turned upside down spells devil.
3) You saw the movie "Trick or Treat."
4) You constantly had to explain to people that Bon Jovi is not metal and that he sucks.
5) When you watch MTV news you recognize Megadeth's "Peace Sells" bass line at the end of the segment.
6) Headbangers Ball ruled in the last half-hour (Sunday at 2:30 AM).
7) You thought it was necessary to thrash your head at shows.
8) Poser was in your vocabulary.
9) You learned a little history by listening to Iron Maiden.
10) You or someone you knew had "The Number Of The Beast" album cover painted on their denim jacket.
11) You suspected Rob Halford was gay.
12) You had discussions on Metallica v. Megadeth.
13) You played "I'm The Man" to some of your rap friends.
14) You had albums from Combat Records.
15) You thought German metal would be the next big thing.
16) Your sleeveless denim jacket was covered with pins and embroidered patches.
17) You know how to pronounce and spell Yngwie J. Malmsteen.
18) Chicks in high hair and spandex ruled.
19) Guys in high hair and spandex ruled.
20) You really hated Tipper Gore.
21) You secretly liked Queensryche.
22) You wrote on your pants.
23) Your pants were in their prime when they ripped.
24) If you think Cliff Burton should be cannonized.
25) You find that "Angel of Death" would make a catchier national anthem than the Star Spangled Banner.
26) You find yourself yelling "SLAYER" at shows they don't even play.
27) If you thought Ministry was dance music.
28) You've never been to a concert sober.
29) If you think Tinitis is cool.
30) If you own a suit just for court dates and funerals.
31) You won't drive in a car if there's no tape deck.
32) You remember when MTV actually played music videos.
33) If you wore fingerless gloves even in 90-degree weather.
34) If you thought Chris Holmes was cool in Decline of the Western Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years
35) If you can name every guitarist Ozzy had after Randy Rhoads.
36) If you thought KISS actually meant Knights In Satan's Service.
37) If all the clothes in your closet are black Iron Maiden and Judas Priest concert shirts. (Okay, then there's that one Def Leppard one!)
38) You always remember the "J" in Yngwie J. Malmsteen.
39) If you think the higher the hair, the better the woman.
40) You wish Ozzy was your dad.
41) Any hair shorter than shoulder length would be selling out.
42) You had a skull ring.
43) You regularly measured your hair to see how long it gets, and you felt intimidated by guys with longer hair than you.
44) You thought that Texas Chainsaw Massacre III was the greatest movie ever because it had a Bay Area thrash soundtrack.
45) You remember the EXACT day ride the lightning was released.
How good is that? Hahahaha....
Checklist time!
Ok I haven't made sawblade wrist things but I've worn tiger skin leg warmers like Blackie!!! Haha...
I know about the Dio logo, in fact only on some albums it spells Devil backwards because sometimes the D is missing a line which is the I backwards...
Trick Or Treat is one of my favourite movies ever and I eve have the soundtrack on vinyl complete with backwards message!
Ok I love Bon Jovi but the same deal applies with nu-metal bands, I'm always arguing that!
I always watch rockMAX late at night to tape glam/metal clips...
I always headbang...
I call people posers all the times...
I've quoted Maiden before in class at school!
I ALWAYS have Megadeth vs Metallica arguments! (MEGADETH!!!)
I do have Combat Records albums haha...
I'm too young to have predicted German metal but I was listening to Scorpions and Kingdom Come before I was listening to German power metal..
Everybody knows I have the BEST sleeveless denim jacket ever!!!! Patches of Kiss, Maiden, Ozzy, Megadeth, Bruce, Helloween, Iced Earth, Poison, Scorpions, Judas Priest... pins of Kiss and Spinal Tap, writing on it, AND signed by Dave Mustaine and Al Pitrelli hehehe.
I wrote a 3500 word essay for uni about Tipper Gore and the PMRC's idiotic reaction to heavy metal
Queensryche rock
I spent every boring lecture last year writing on my knees in the holes in my jeans haha
2 out of my 4 pairs of jeans are ripped... one almost as badly as Joe Elliot's jeans on Def Leppard - In The Round
Ministry suck
I'm often pissed at local gigs haha
I always wear fingerless gloves and everyone thinks I'm weird
The Decline of Western Civlization Part 2 is the best doco EVER and Chris Holmes is fucking hilarious!!
Randy Rhoads, Brad Gillis, Jake E. Lee, Zakk Wylde... all Ozzy's guitarists on his albums I think
When I first got into KISS I did
All I own clothing wise is metal shirts, jeans, my vest and my laether jacket hahaha.. and about 2 jumpers
I wish Ozzy was my dad!!!!!! I always say that!
80s glam chicks rule!
I think every member of metal bands should have long hair
I always compare my hair length!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 sucks but the music is ok lol... the original TCM is brilliant though
Hahahaha that is quite scary for a 19 year old in the year 2002 Haha!