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Originally Posted by Hell Awaits Us All
well I am going to listen to slayer on the way to the club
does that count?  |
DO you want to know how to get all your metal points back?
Knock out the DJ with your corona bottle, throw slayer onto the P.A. and scream "FUCKING SLAYER!!!!" (Assuming by now you are indeed shirtless) and do a running jump onto a countertop and drink a whole bottle of beer in one swig. Headbang yourself senseless until security apprehends you.
On your way out shout something about the glorious retribution of lord sathanas.