I believe I know master Behemoth from somewhere. Didn't you once throw a bucket of freezing water over me while getting drunk one evening in a field in Hampshire??
Well fortunatly i'm currently in the studio and the lovely sound man has agreed to re-amp for next to no pounds so we'll get to use our stonking Powerball and Spiffy 800 (Will probably need help with those too AGHGHAG!!). So... Problem solved. Thanks though chaps for your most helpful comments.