[TheShadowOverInnsmouth]

Originally Posted by Socrates

I stood up from my desk, kicked over the computer, pulled a large clump of hair from my head and yelled "IN MY DREAMS! IT'S ALWAYS THERE! THE EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS MY MIND AND BRINGS ME TO DESPAIR".

I then proceed to run down the halls, and with a deathly growl any singer would be proud of, I sacrificed a baby and killed a nun.

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Well that's an exaggeration. I only injured the nun. But boy, she knew she'd been injured. Injured good

Note: The majority of the above is a lie. Emphasised by the point that I don't even have a job. But if it did....

wow.....you are F*cking awsome