at the conversation I am having with hot blonde chick on texting
me: do you wanna fight me or something
her: yea let's wrestle
me: Only if we both get naked. Deal?
her: hahahaha nice try
me: so what do you like to do for fun
her: hang out with ppl LOL
me: that sounds pretty gay
her: I also like to shop, will you buy me anything I want?
me: will you give me a blowjob?
her: yes I am right on it! nice try again
me: well at least I tried
we're gonna hang out at the mall tommorow