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Old January 28th, 2008, 12:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
Tarkus
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Why I quit the band...


Here's a quote from Dustin from the utahmetal.com forum.

"Marc on the other hand, took a hasty exit after the Ronnyy show, which we saw comming months ago. A pity really, he's the nicest guy in the world, and one of the best players in Utah, he just want's to live the "wine & cheese" lifestyle with the job he has and play guitar when he feels he can make time for it. "

It's true sadly. I've hung up the axe to become a professional wine and cheese taster and I've traded my Soldano for a beautiful silver fondu set. Lately I've been throwing swanky parties for where a bunch of us hipsters stand around in black turtle necks, smoke clove cigarrettes, and discuss who's got what on display at the San Francisco moma. It's fabulous!

Actually the real reason was for minor musical differences - meaning I was tired of playing minor key songs all the time, which is a major problem, since I would like to play major sounding songs instead of minor songs, which makes it a major problem involving minor music. Or something.

Admittedly, I was using work as an excuse since I didn't want to let the guys down, but that "wine and cheese" comment cracks me up. Sure, if I do my job well it's Pinot and Brie - sometimes, however, it's 2 buck chuck and a stack of Kraft singles.

Anyways, I'm playing guitar more than ever and have a couple of things musically on my plate (along with a nice slice of muenster), and I've chatted with Dustin, so it's all just chedder under the bridge..I mean water under the brie...Cheese is in the hand of the brie holder!
Har! This post is no gouda!

Well, there you have it. Now if you excuse me, this this wedge of roquefort is not going to eat itself. Or is it?

* I don't know what happened to the text size during this and I'm too lazy to figure it out
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