Cause they are super cheesy? It's got nothing to do with music, but the band names are just awful. It feels like these prog bands just throw words together so that the name sounds cool and abstract, but they don't. They really don't. I love Pagan's Mind for example... but uhh... You can be a NSBM band and carry that name hahaha... Cheeeese!
As for Heavenly's case... C'mon, I'd rather my band be named Fairyland or Power Quest! Somehow those names are cooler.To be fair though, at least these bands aren't named Pink Cream 69.
But if you knew me, you'd know progressive stuff is the stuff I hold in the highest regard (not a huge fan of power metal, at least not as much as I used to be, but there are plenty of great bands in the genre), so I'm not taking a shot at the music. I mean, I love Toxic Holocaust but I think their name is ridiculous too.
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