The Jolly Roger Return of the How are you today? -thread!

[Ludo]

Originally Posted by Yogge-Sothothe

That would never get to court, mate. Tell 'em to go and take a flying fuck at a doughnut.

It would be fun though.

[Finnvitka]

I'm pissed

[CliffBurton]

I'm Pissed in the American sense.
Some dick in Quebec tried using a copy of my bank card to withdraw $500
Which toubles me, since I dropped my I.D. at Pagenfest last month, so I think someone is trying to steal my $9.00/hr music student Identity :hypno




ON a lighter not, I have a story so awesome it sounds fake.

Well, I work with inflatable bouncer rides, and during a thunderstorm, you shut it down (obviously)
So when one came while working, everyone runs inside, except three 12 year olds, and about 4 girls 11-12 as well.

Bouncers are heavy, when they get wet, they are impossible to grip, fill with water and get heavier. I try my best to work quick.
The guys, decided they were going to be dumb to impress the girls, so they try bugging me while I try to work. I don't really care, since all my comebacks were in other languages, jibberish, made little sence, or was an inside joke that only I found funny since it was just me and them in the rain. (eg "Nict Sprieken Dutche, Stop Failing at Failing", and for a while I just pretended I couldn't hear them going "WHAT, LOUDER, HUH!?!?)

Basically, they decided it wasn't fun talking to a brick wall, but one kid decided he was hardcore. started jumping on the half deflated ride while I'm trying to work and its soaking wet (massive safety violations). When I told him to get off he told me I couldn't touch him and there wasn't a thing I could do. Sadly, I am not an educational worker, thus I could touch him. Instantly ripped him off the ride, and he started a hissy fit, fighting back at me. Gave him a good punch to the gut, and he starts SCREAMING, and crying his eyes out in front of his friends. 2 teacehrs and some parents rush out, to see what was going on, and this kid is screaming "He hit me, he can't hit meeee!".

A few parents saw what happened though the window, took my side saying I had to do something.
The parents of the kid finally show up and deiced to yell at my brother (boss), and hes standing there going "what do you want me to do, your son attacked my worker"

best thing is...Its a small as shit town, school was grade 1-6, and there were 120 students, and no one forgets that kind of shit.
I'm pretty sure I ruined the next 6 years of his life.

[NeglectedField]

Man what a pansy. In this day and age though I think the result will be, following the subsequent swirlies, another wanker on internet forums who tries to sound all tough (I'm not referring to anyone here, just making a general observation).

The amusing thing though is 'bouncer' means security guard in the UK, most commonly those found at nightclubs with the earpieces and all that. We call those inflatable things 'bouncy castles'.

[CliffBurton]

Yes, we have clubs here too, and bouncers.

But I wasnt watching anything that could be conisdered a castle

[Andiferum]

That's an awesome tale He'll be hearing about that for a while...

[weaselcannon]

I think I'm gonna play Command and Conquer all day. I'm in that kinda mood.

[Twisted Fister]

360 or PC?

[weaselcannon]

360. My PC is shit.

[Joe Forth and Die]

Waiting for the highlights to download.

My DVD's players great until you set the timer on it. It can't timer record for shit