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Old April 19th, 2006, 08:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old April 19th, 2006, 08:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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fucking shit 80+pages of theory ontop of so much work im going to fucking burst
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Im sick as fuck, with fever and shit, like i have been for the past 5 days =/
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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fucking shit 80+pages of theory ontop of so much work im going to fucking burst
clam down honey

I might actualy might get a date for prom.. now just have to let my dad talk to the principal to let me bring a German with me.. they are being gay an not letting you bring a non dodds student.. 2 of my friends and me want to bring one
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I´m fine - looking forward the pizza I´m going to feed to myself .
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Never been content with the idea of only 1 of the criterias being met

1, Vikk

2, Missles -

3, Vikk, No shit this man is funny and deserves this

4, Yanko, For his poor poor penis
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Old April 20th, 2006, 11:11 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I just paid a visit to a lawyer with my mother. It sucked

Oh, yeah. And then I sneezed on my hair.
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Old April 20th, 2006, 01:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I just paid a visit to a lawyer with my mother. It sucked

Oh, yeah. And then I sneezed on my hair.
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Old April 20th, 2006, 01:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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