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Old May 3rd, 2007, 02:06 AM   #7651 (permalink)
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@leandro: my father is from paranį... and thank you
I fucking loved the landscape. Those rivers plus the araucįrias are amazing.

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Old May 3rd, 2007, 05:40 PM   #7658 (permalink)
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YAY this sounds like regular Yanko
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My cousin called like an hour ago and invited me back to visit her in Norway, and as an added bribe to get me there she's dangling Hole in the Sky tickets.

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awwww Navreet!!
All I did was try to loves yous, but now I hope your flu lasts aeons of winters and you get frozen over. Frozen like my heart.
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so very true
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My cousin called like an hour ago and invited me back to visit her in Norway, and as an added bribe to get me there she's dangling Hole in the Sky tickets.

Immortal!!!
Come to Scotland again!!!

I have no bribe just fucking come!!
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Old May 4th, 2007, 06:17 AM   #7667 (permalink)
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Immortal!!!
Shit hole in the sky is in Bergen right? Dude.. im so incredible jealous
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Come to Scotland again!!!

I have no bribe just fucking come!!
If I do it will probably just be for like 18 hours like last time. Luckily the Welsh chick that worked at my hotel was nice otherwise I wouldn't have had anyone to hangout with.

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Yes sir! It was fucking amazing last year! Seeing I was the shit!
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you emo
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Yes sir! It was fucking amazing last year! Seeing I was the shit!
I was in Bergen last year, a week before HitS My timing sucks
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Nope, happy! I saw Spiderman last night/this morning.
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I was in Bergen last year, a week before HitS My timing sucks
1. Get a blow up doll
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1. Get a blow up doll
That reminds me.

Man walks into sex shop...

Man: I'd like to buy a blow-up doll
Shopkeep: Excellent, would you like a Christian, Jewish or Muslim one?
Man: Why does it matter?
Shop keep: Well, the Muslim doll blows itself up...
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That reminds me.

Man walks into sex shop...

Man: I'd like to buy a blow-up doll
Shopkeep: Excellent, would you like a Christian, Jewish or Muslim one?
Man: Why does it matter?
Shop keep: Well, the Muslim doll blows itself up...


new employee on a sex shop, first day at work.
the owner tells him that he's gotta leave for some hours to pay some bills, and leaves the store under his supervision.

A white woman walks in, checks around, sees a black dildo. She asks
"hey, how much is that black dildo over there?"
"70 bucks."
"Whoa, kinda expensive... but oh well, i'll take it, never had a black cock before."
She buys the dildo, and a few hours later, a black woman comes in.

"How much for that white dildo over there?"
"70 bucks, miss."
"I'll take one, i never had a white man in my life."

Guy goes on with his work, then a blonde comes in.
She looks, looks... then she finally seemed like she found something she wanted

"whoa, now that's interesting... how much is that thing over there?"
"what?"
"that black&white, checker-colored dildo"
"oh... that's a very special one. That's 300 bucks."
"Whoa! 300 bucks?! ..... ok, i'll take it, never had a checkers cock before."

Hours later, the owner comes back from the bank and asks

"So, how was your first day?"
"Well, pretty good i guess! Sold 2 dildos for 70 bucks and your thermos flask for 300!"

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