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Old April 16th, 2009, 08:00 AM   #21401 (permalink)
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I just don't text people in general.

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Old April 16th, 2009, 08:01 AM   #21402 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2009, 08:14 AM   #21403 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2009, 08:29 AM   #21404 (permalink)
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My mum tries her hardest to use txt spk, but she's shit at it - I genuinely don't think that she can tell the difference between abbreviating to save time and space and the deliberate 'down wid da kidz' style misspelling of words that plagued the 80s and 90s.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 08:31 AM   #21405 (permalink)
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Funeral music.

If anybody decided to stick on You'll Never Walk Alone while I was being planted, being terrorised to the point of insanity by my restless shade would be too good for them.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 08:38 AM   #21406 (permalink)
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Funeral music.

If anybody decided to stick on You'll Never Walk Alone while I was being planted, being terrorised to the point of insanity by my restless shade would be too good for them.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 09:10 AM   #21407 (permalink)
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6 You Raise Me Up - Westlife/Boyzone/Josh Grobin"

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So I feel really bad because I have this retarded cousin and I told him that he has a lollipop hidden under one of his fingernails so he stars to peel them off violently.. Of course I was laughing most when he removed the tenth one and found nothing but blood, flesh and total sadness..

Now I feel bad about it and he has the stupid fuckin face on again. I guess that's what we call karma?
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Old April 16th, 2009, 09:14 AM   #21408 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2009, 09:33 AM   #21409 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2009, 05:49 PM   #21410 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2009, 05:57 PM   #21411 (permalink)
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Fucking lulz.
The Leviathan EP has an average rating of 95% on Metal Archives.
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So I feel really bad because I have this retarded cousin and I told him that he has a lollipop hidden under one of his fingernails so he stars to peel them off violently.. Of course I was laughing most when he removed the tenth one and found nothing but blood, flesh and total sadness..

Now I feel bad about it and he has the stupid fuckin face on again. I guess that's what we call karma?
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Old April 16th, 2009, 06:30 PM   #21412 (permalink)
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Do bear in mind some people delete their reviews. Such is the case for CMR, 23 accepted (top 5 most reviewed releases of 08), 21 on there currently.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 06:36 PM   #21413 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2009, 06:48 PM   #21414 (permalink)
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So I feel really bad because I have this retarded cousin and I told him that he has a lollipop hidden under one of his fingernails so he stars to peel them off violently.. Of course I was laughing most when he removed the tenth one and found nothing but blood, flesh and total sadness..

Now I feel bad about it and he has the stupid fuckin face on again. I guess that's what we call karma?
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:25 AM   #21415 (permalink)
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I volunteered for lambing next thursday. 2pm-10pm. Theres a chance I have to put my arm up a sheep.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 09:13 AM   #21416 (permalink)
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I'm drinking Horlicks, not because I'm tired or want to sleep, but because it's awesome.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 09:53 AM   #21417 (permalink)
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It is. I have loads of little packs of it in my draw.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 09:53 AM   #21418 (permalink)
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Dont risk it, fist it.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 10:11 AM   #21419 (permalink)
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It is. I have loads of little packs of it in my draw.
I wish weatherspoons had packs of horlicks like they have salt.

I'll never use the 20 handfuls of salt our flats stolen, but I'd use horlicks like something that would drink lots of horlicks.
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So I feel really bad because I have this retarded cousin and I told him that he has a lollipop hidden under one of his fingernails so he stars to peel them off violently.. Of course I was laughing most when he removed the tenth one and found nothing but blood, flesh and total sadness..

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Old April 17th, 2009, 02:40 PM   #21420 (permalink)
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http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress....-on-the-floor/

It's sad that this probably wouldn't be enough to get Daily Mail readers to realise that they're supporting a bunch of bastards.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:23 PM   #21421 (permalink)
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I'm playing the CD32 version of Death Mask. Imagine what DOOM would have been like in a universe parallel to our own, in which everything is dismayingly underwhelming. You are imagining Death Mask. You are imagining a universe in which children in the 80s played with Gobots instead of Transformers.

Tomorrow on Why I Am Single: Ghost Pilots for the Neo-Geo.

Also: Clement Freud tells a joke.

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A nice wallpaper.

And a shiny one-pound coin to the first person who can tell me what it has to do with Gradius.
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Old April 18th, 2009, 05:58 AM   #21423 (permalink)
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Old April 18th, 2009, 06:18 AM   #21424 (permalink)
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