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having sex with cousin = never
having sex with sister = burn in hell
having sex with both = priceless

for everything else, theres fleshlight
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Old April 19th, 2006, 08:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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fucking shit 80+pages of theory ontop of so much work im going to fucking burst
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Im sick as fuck, with fever and shit, like i have been for the past 5 days =/
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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fucking shit 80+pages of theory ontop of so much work im going to fucking burst
clam down honey

I might actualy might get a date for prom.. now just have to let my dad talk to the principal to let me bring a German with me.. they are being gay an not letting you bring a non dodds student.. 2 of my friends and me want to bring one
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I´m fine - looking forward the pizza I´m going to feed to myself .
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Old April 20th, 2006, 10:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I just paid a visit to a lawyer with my mother. It sucked

Oh, yeah. And then I sneezed on my hair.
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I just paid a visit to a lawyer with my mother. It sucked

Oh, yeah. And then I sneezed on my hair.
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Old April 20th, 2006, 01:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Im not well uncle yanko, im afraid something terrible has happened to me. I wont let this stand, my post rate was something that was very special to me.
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got the pizza.
satisfied now.
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I`ll hug you while I sing Fake Plastic Trees and Creep.

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wrong thread for that amigo



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HUUUUUUUG!

..and i feel so happy, i can't stop smiling
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I'm very tired and sleepy.
I should sleep more than 5 hours a day.
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i've got 2 movies and i'll order a giant pizza

and i'll eat it all by myself

and i'm still kinda mourning for the COB forum.

God i'm emo lately
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I just watched 'Go For It'.
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