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Old July 21st, 2008, 06:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old July 21st, 2008, 06:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old July 21st, 2008, 06:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old July 21st, 2008, 06:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This guy needs to have some sort of USB breathalyzer...
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Old July 21st, 2008, 06:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 12:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This guy needs to have some sort of USB Tranquilizer...
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 06:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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This guy needs to have some sort of USB breathalyzer...
With a back up USB Stomach pump.
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 07:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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This is definitely going to be a "when he wakes up, he's gonna regret this" moment.
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I've always wanted to meet a rapist/wizard
Never been content with the idea of only 1 of the criterias being met

1, Vikk

2, Missles -

3, Vikk, No shit this man is funny and deserves this

4, Yanko, For his poor poor penis

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Old July 22nd, 2008, 12:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yes, but I fucked your mother.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 07:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yes, but I fucked your mother.
Andy, You could not fuck a physically & mentally disabled child, how are you going to bone his mother, even with payment.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 08:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Andy, You could not fuck a physically & mentally disabled child
I was under the impression he could bone you if he wanted to Nick.
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