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Old July 22nd, 2008, 06:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Man attempts to glue himself to Gordon Brown
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7520401.stm

What a fucking hero
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 06:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What a fucking lame protest. Only in Britain too, anywhere else; they try and fucking shoot the guy but not here.

Still, nice try.
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Andy - Devoured by guilt & cursed beyond control says (21:50):
I've always wanted to meet a rapist/wizard
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1, Vikk

2, Missles -

3, Vikk, No shit this man is funny and deserves this

4, Yanko, For his poor poor penis
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 07:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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creative protests ftw!
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 07:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 07:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I thought this would have involved some glue covered maniac flinging himself at Gordon Brown... But alas it did not
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 07:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Same, or just squirting a load of glue all across him then pressing himself against him
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 07:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hugging him wearing a superglue covered suit...
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 08:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Bad idea, imagine being stuck to that twat all day, you'd probably end up leaching some of his failure.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 03:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old July 25th, 2008, 10:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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"no stickiness of any significance".
That's what she said.

And I expected some much more impressive, and possibly anal penetration.
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Old July 25th, 2008, 10:57 AM   #11 (permalink)
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