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Old January 13th, 2005, 12:44 PM   #26 (permalink)
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speaking of Richard Simmons



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Old January 13th, 2005, 01:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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more homofiles such as the manowar guys to play around with. The story's full of them, thought our hero as he suddenly tripped on a ...
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Old January 13th, 2005, 04:03 PM   #28 (permalink)
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... a donut, or so he thought... it was actually that donut-shaped penis of the donut shaped penis guy.. Satan had spat that bit out. our hero then picked the squiqhy little thing up, and saw that that man's dick was circumsized... he instantly guessed who that guy really is, he is none other but...
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Old January 13th, 2005, 04:51 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old January 14th, 2005, 01:05 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old January 14th, 2005, 10:57 AM   #31 (permalink)
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yeah =\
I thought it was rather humorous..............said satan.
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Old January 14th, 2005, 12:39 PM   #32 (permalink)
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...repeated beatings with a cat-o-ninetails. They were the descendants of Loki, and were in no mood for penciledicked men from earth to invade their planet. they had hoped for something bigger and....
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Old January 14th, 2005, 01:24 PM   #33 (permalink)
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...hornier, a real dick from Jotunheim for example..
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Old January 14th, 2005, 06:19 PM   #34 (permalink)
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ooooo man why wont it go away =[
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Old January 14th, 2005, 07:37 PM   #35 (permalink)
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. . . alas jotunheim was having a serious predicament, but they didnt care because they were planning to invade demonsandlies666, and then venus. "may the warmth of our mighty genitals scour the landscape of life!" shouted many . . .
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and then suddenly for no reason all life and existence as we know it vanished without a trace and time went on for infinity and nothing was the new existance and forever would be nothing.

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Old January 14th, 2005, 11:54 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Until the world recreated itself into a hAlo like world where Amon Amarth all had bio suits of armor like the master chief and fought epic cyber space battles with hordes of deadly mutated.......... ( dont say donuts)
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Old January 15th, 2005, 12:01 PM   #38 (permalink)
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gay boy-band members. Pertinax then screamed "WTF WHY IS AMON AMARTH IN THE GAME HALO!?!?" Johan then ripped off his suit and defiantly held it up the Northern sky and swore on oath before the gods that he thought the game halo was gay and inquiring as to how the hell he ended up in it. Out of empathy, Odin stripped off their bio armor suits, gave them viking apparel / weapons, and then teleported him and the members off the planet and into....
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Until the world recreated itself into a hAlo like world where Amon Amarth all had bio suits of armor like the master chief and fought epic cyber space battles with hordes of deadly mutated.......... ( dont say donuts)
impossible... because existence is forever nothing.... \=
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... Friends Season 6. there they certainly would have some bashing to do. Ross saw them and to show off in front or Rachel he said "hey haloween is over you freaks. haha". Hearing this, Johan didnt hesitate, he...
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impossible... because existence is forever nothing.... \=
I didnt know you read Prozak
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Old January 17th, 2005, 01:30 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Starbucks to get himself a giant cafe latte, and the metal/alternative waitress (hat ihm ein riesiges Latte gegeben)...
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