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Pertinax · January 13th, 2005, 12:44 PM

speaking of Richard Simmons

LOL

TheLastWithPaganBlood · January 13th, 2005, 01:38 PM

more homofiles such as the manowar guys to play around with. The story's full of them, thought our hero as he suddenly tripped on a ...

Celtik Militia · January 13th, 2005, 04:03 PM

... a donut, or so he thought... it was actually that donut-shaped penis of the donut shaped penis guy.. Satan had spat that bit out. our hero then picked the squiqhy little thing up, and saw that that man's dick was circumsized... he instantly guessed who that guy really is, he is none other but...

Feraliminal Lycanthropizer · January 13th, 2005, 04:51 PM

Apple Jane blazer went to school window shade

kvlt

magicans

mein weg weg weg weg weg weg weg weg ....

DemonsAndLies666 · January 14th, 2005, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pertinax

speaking of Richard Simmons

LOL

yeah =\

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY · January 14th, 2005, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonsAndLies666

yeah =\

I thought it was rather humorous..............said satan.

Tyra · January 14th, 2005, 12:39 PM

...repeated beatings with a cat-o-ninetails. They were the descendants of Loki, and were in no mood for penciledicked men from earth to invade their planet. they had hoped for something bigger and....

Celtik Militia · January 14th, 2005, 01:24 PM

...hornier, a real dick from Jotunheim for example..

DemonsAndLies666 · January 14th, 2005, 06:19 PM

ooooo man why wont it go away =[

Pessimism · January 14th, 2005, 07:37 PM

. . . alas jotunheim was having a serious predicament, but they didnt care because they were planning to invade demonsandlies666, and then venus. "may the warmth of our mighty genitals scour the landscape of life!" shouted many . . .

DemonsAndLies666 · January 14th, 2005, 11:08 PM

and then suddenly for no reason all life and existence as we know it vanished without a trace and time went on for infinity and nothing was the new existance and forever would be nothing.

~fin~

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY · January 14th, 2005, 11:54 PM

Until the world recreated itself into a hAlo like world where Amon Amarth all had bio suits of armor like the master chief and fought epic cyber space battles with hordes of deadly mutated.......... ( dont say donuts)

Pertinax · January 15th, 2005, 12:01 PM

gay boy-band members. Pertinax then screamed "WTF WHY IS AMON AMARTH IN THE GAME HALO!?!?" Johan then ripped off his suit and defiantly held it up the Northern sky and swore on oath before the gods that he thought the game halo was gay and inquiring as to how the hell he ended up in it. Out of empathy, Odin stripped off their bio armor suits, gave them viking apparel / weapons, and then teleported him and the members off the planet and into....

DemonsAndLies666 · January 15th, 2005, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY

Until the world recreated itself into a hAlo like world where Amon Amarth all had bio suits of armor like the master chief and fought epic cyber space battles with hordes of deadly mutated.......... ( dont say donuts)

impossible... because existence is forever nothing.... \=

TheLastWithPaganBlood · January 15th, 2005, 05:38 PM

I always lked a good show about nothing.

Celtik Militia · January 15th, 2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pertinax

gay boy-band members. Pertinax then screamed "WTF WHY IS AMON AMARTH IN THE GAME HALO!?!?" Johan then ripped off his suit and defiantly held it up the Northern sky and swore on oath before the gods that he thought the game halo was gay and inquiring as to how the hell he ended up in it. Out of empathy, Odin stripped off their bio armor suits, gave them viking apparel / weapons, and then teleported him and the members off the planet and into....

... Friends Season 6. there they certainly would have some bashing to do. Ross saw them and to show off in front or Rachel he said "hey haloween is over you freaks. haha". Hearing this, Johan didnt hesitate, he...

Feraliminal Lycanthropizer · January 15th, 2005, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonsAndLies666

impossible... because existence is forever nothing.... \=

I didnt know you read Prozak

DemonsAndLies666 · January 16th, 2005, 01:42 AM

i did?

TheLastWithPaganBlood · January 16th, 2005, 08:08 AM

I take prozak.

Thrymfal · January 17th, 2005, 12:20 AM

...went to the mortician show last night in tampa, no one showed up because the douchebags failed to do any promotion. He enjoyed sets by the chasm and arsis, and wanted to copulate with the singer chick from matriarch, but hated funerus and incantation...who suck. angrily he left and went to...

TheLastWithPaganBlood · January 17th, 2005, 01:30 PM

Starbucks to get himself a giant cafe latte, and the metal/alternative waitress (hat ihm ein riesiges Latte gegeben)...

January 13th, 2005, 12:44 PM	#26 (permalink)
Pertinax BRINGER OF THE FINAL WAR Join Date: May 2003 Location: St. Johns, Michigan, USA Posts: 23	speaking of Richard Simmons LOL __________________ "Save Us O' Lord From The Wrath Of The Norsemen!" "I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT! I WILL KICK YOUR FACE IN! I AM PAIN AND DEATH - WHERE I END HELL BEGINS!" I am Vengance. I am World Funeral. I am the Bringer of the Final War.

January 13th, 2005, 01:38 PM	#27 (permalink)
TheLastWithPaganBlood Nordman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Prussia Posts: 1,399	more homofiles such as the manowar guys to play around with. The story's full of them, thought our hero as he suddenly tripped on a ... __________________ VICTORY!!!

January 14th, 2005, 12:39 PM	#32 (permalink)
Tyra Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 1,828	...repeated beatings with a cat-o-ninetails. They were the descendants of Loki, and were in no mood for penciledicked men from earth to invade their planet. they had hoped for something bigger and.... __________________ I was born right the first time, no need to be born again.

January 14th, 2005, 06:19 PM	#34 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666 AxeOfDarkness Join Date: May 2004 Location: Swamps of despair Posts: 555	ooooo man why wont it go away =[ __________________ "AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies "Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace "Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies www.wraithproductions.net

January 14th, 2005, 07:37 PM	#35 (permalink)
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January 13th, 2005, 04:03 PM	#28 (permalink)
Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 1,393	... a donut, or so he thought... it was actually that donut-shaped penis of the donut shaped penis guy.. Satan had spat that bit out. our hero then picked the squiqhy little thing up, and saw that that man's dick was circumsized... he instantly guessed who that guy really is, he is none other but...

January 13th, 2005, 04:51 PM	#29 (permalink)
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: LAND OF MANSEX Posts: 771	Apple Jane blazer went to school window shade kvlt magicans mein weg weg weg weg weg weg weg weg ....

January 14th, 2005, 01:24 PM	#33 (permalink)
Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 1,393	...hornier, a real dick from Jotunheim for example..

January 14th, 2005, 11:08 PM	#36 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666 AxeOfDarkness Join Date: May 2004 Location: Swamps of despair Posts: 555	and then suddenly for no reason all life and existence as we know it vanished without a trace and time went on for infinity and nothing was the new existance and forever would be nothing. ~fin~ __________________ "AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies "Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace "Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies www.wraithproductions.net

January 14th, 2005, 11:54 PM	#37 (permalink)
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY I hate weiner dogs. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Salina, Ok Posts: 3,776	Until the world recreated itself into a hAlo like world where Amon Amarth all had bio suits of armor like the master chief and fought epic cyber space battles with hordes of deadly mutated.......... ( dont say donuts)

January 15th, 2005, 12:01 PM	#38 (permalink)
Pertinax BRINGER OF THE FINAL WAR Join Date: May 2003 Location: St. Johns, Michigan, USA Posts: 23	gay boy-band members. Pertinax then screamed "WTF WHY IS AMON AMARTH IN THE GAME HALO!?!?" Johan then ripped off his suit and defiantly held it up the Northern sky and swore on oath before the gods that he thought the game halo was gay and inquiring as to how the hell he ended up in it. Out of empathy, Odin stripped off their bio armor suits, gave them viking apparel / weapons, and then teleported him and the members off the planet and into.... __________________ "Save Us O' Lord From The Wrath Of The Norsemen!" "I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT! I WILL KICK YOUR FACE IN! I AM PAIN AND DEATH - WHERE I END HELL BEGINS!" I am Vengance. I am World Funeral. I am the Bringer of the Final War.

January 15th, 2005, 05:38 PM	#40 (permalink)
TheLastWithPaganBlood Nordman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Prussia Posts: 1,399	I always lked a good show about nothing. __________________ VICTORY!!!

January 16th, 2005, 01:42 AM	#43 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666 AxeOfDarkness Join Date: May 2004 Location: Swamps of despair Posts: 555	i did? __________________ "AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies "Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace "Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies www.wraithproductions.net

January 16th, 2005, 08:08 AM	#44 (permalink)
TheLastWithPaganBlood Nordman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Prussia Posts: 1,399	I take prozak. __________________ VICTORY!!!

January 17th, 2005, 12:20 AM	#45 (permalink)
Thrymfal Snootchie Bootchies Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cocoa Beach, Florida Posts: 810	...went to the mortician show last night in tampa, no one showed up because the douchebags failed to do any promotion. He enjoyed sets by the chasm and arsis, and wanted to copulate with the singer chick from matriarch, but hated funerus and incantation...who suck. angrily he left and went to... __________________ I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee, Ground Up And In The Freezer

January 17th, 2005, 01:30 PM	#46 (permalink)
TheLastWithPaganBlood Nordman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Prussia Posts: 1,399	Starbucks to get himself a giant cafe latte, and the metal/alternative waitress (hat ihm ein riesiges Latte gegeben)... __________________ VICTORY!!!