the never ending story...

Celtik Militia · January 8th, 2005, 05:46 AM

ok this might be the gayest forum game ever, i find it hilarious. just don't fucking diss me about it would be so embarrising lol, but i decided to start this up cause the forum is starting to become static these days.
so the game is, i start a story and you continue it and u musnt finish it either so it'll go on and on until we fucking hate it.
here it goes :

-i woke up in the street one morning, dressed with a pink underwear filled with beer bottles and a spicy tacco up my ass. i realised that i totally forgot what had happened the day before...

TheLastWithPaganBlood · January 8th, 2005, 04:11 PM

. In the taco I found a card saying: Tom Araya
Singer/ Bassist
6478-6849-123
With "Call me" written on the backside...

PaganBlood · January 8th, 2005, 06:46 PM

I then decided to make a phone call to this "Tom Araya" and to my suprise i had called the Crayon company and i ended up ordering 4 packets of blue of there highest quality shit.

Belgar · January 8th, 2005, 09:34 PM

The packets promplty arrived at home and to my suprise Richard Simmons was the delivey boy, ... a crazy freak wearing spandex and a quick workout lesson was all I needed after the taco accident

Eire · January 8th, 2005, 09:37 PM

After making the call I wondered what Tom would do with the Crayons if he had ordered them....

Thrymfal · January 8th, 2005, 10:25 PM

so i ventured out to oakland, and upon reaching this "Tom Araya"'s house was greeted by a large bald tattooed man who called himself kerry. He was nude and smeared with peanutbutter and reeked of pecans, he kept saying, "satan! blood! death! fuck!" followed by a fit of sobbing, before starting the process over again. After eying him suspiciously for a moment or two, i proceeded to the door, crayons and all.

Feraliminal Lycanthropizer · January 9th, 2005, 01:26 AM

....so I come to find out that the Blue crayons are an Original pressing release from Japan, which is much more valuable from the 2nd pressing relase of purple crayons that came from Turkey. With this in mind I contemplate starting my very own business of........

Pessimism · January 9th, 2005, 03:01 AM

. . . . doubleheaded crayon shaped dildos specifically designed for the shemale at heart! i mean, there cant be that many people in such a business! maybe that peanut-buttered man would like to be my first customer? so i went to go ask him what he thought.

Celtik Militia · January 9th, 2005, 06:39 AM

To my surprise, that man that i took for a crazy mother fucker knew how to talk, he answered to me saying:
"what the fuck are u trying to sell dildos to me for, you crasy bastard? did u take me for a mother fucker all this time is that right? i'll fucking shove your shitty dildos up your ass so far that even you grandson will feel it you capitalist bastard!'
Hearing this, i could only feel despair thinking that my dreams in doubleheaded crayon shaped dildos was falling out the window. but got myself up again and said to him....

TheLastWithPaganBlood · January 9th, 2005, 09:26 AM

You bastard! and bitchslapped him in his face.

Pessimism · January 9th, 2005, 10:39 PM

kerry then laid there on the the floor all bruised and still naked and smeared with peanutbutter, although he now he was masturbating!!!!!! his guitar!!!!!! and i couldnt get him to stop!!!!!!!

PaganBlood · January 10th, 2005, 03:12 AM

he then stopped after a few kicks to the left nurry, and then looked out the window to see freddy of aa, breakdance fighting with his master of calligraphy......

Blutaar · January 10th, 2005, 03:16 PM

of course he lost this breakdance battle,because he slipped on a piece of peanutbutter.Then he started another side-projekt with Richard Simmons.

Pertinax · January 10th, 2005, 04:43 PM

The members of Curriculum Mortis got pissed off at him for starting another side project, especially one with Richard Simmons, so they came to one of his exercise video-shoots and "Killed all life"

Thrymfal · January 11th, 2005, 12:52 AM

so Freddy and Richard Simmons were left to rot, but the strange brew of peanutbutter, blood, death metal, and Kerry King's sweat managed to reanimate the now vicious and flesh hungry bodies of Fred and Richard, who set out on a humorously awkward zombie rampage.

Tomasz · January 11th, 2005, 10:48 AM

the end.....

DemonsAndLies666 · January 11th, 2005, 04:00 PM

of the world is now upon us as i spoke out to the heavens and declared war on god for being a cowardess prissy bitch and lying to us all. then satan and his minions came down to the earth from the dark void within the festering sky of blood red madness. for years and years we have been fighting this war and now the moment of truth is upon us. the two armys met in the mountanous terrain where to decide the fate of this world. and then satan stepperd forth and tossed the skull of invasion into the pit of fire thus, declaring the battle for possession.
the two armys charged down the cliffs and you could feel the earth begin to split as the pheonix rose from the ashes in the fire....

Celtik Militia · January 11th, 2005, 04:34 PM

...and just befor the terror of battle..
...i woke up in the street one morning, dressed with a pink underwear filled with beer bottles and a spicy tacco up my ass. i realised that i totally forgot what had happened the day before...

hahaha that really sucked

DemonsAndLies666 · January 12th, 2005, 12:39 AM

awww man you fucked up the story... edit your post and make it somethin cool =\

Celtik Militia · January 12th, 2005, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonsAndLies666

awww man you fucked up the story... edit your post and make it somethin cool =\

lol i dont know how to do that

DemonsAndLies666 · January 12th, 2005, 11:38 PM

press the button on your post that says edit on the bottom right =\

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY · January 13th, 2005, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonsAndLies666

press the button on your post that says edit on the bottom right =\

you guys have way to much time on your hands, said the guy whos never posted here before. Kerry stood next to the hero of our story , who was being beating sensless by Richard simmons while sweating to the oldies. A stranger appeared in the doorway. The phoenix grew tired of this endless struggle and called away all the armies under the mountain.WHo went to Starbucks for mochacinnos. The size of this man penis , who just happened to wonder in the forum, strangely horrified the terrorified group as it was shaped like a.................

Pessimism · January 13th, 2005, 02:25 AM

donut . . . a donut of terror, it was so dark and terrifying that it made the now exhausted and bloody richard simmons scream and sissy slap his way out of the crowd. after satan saw it he tried to give him a high five . . . but was too terrified . . . teroor terror terror terrified . . . god asked satan if he liked whiped cream on his frozen coffee, but he was too . . . whats the word . . . terrified . . . . to answer because of the donut penis of terror that was before him.

DemonsAndLies666 · January 13th, 2005, 08:01 AM

this thread is fucking lame =\

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY · January 13th, 2005, 09:57 AM

............satan began, as he raised his mighty cafe mocca latte in the air. He grabbed donut shaped penis man and swallowed him in one bite. Kerry and the hero of our story stayed on earth where Ricard Simmons became ruler of the world and they eventually became his love slaves. All was lost for our hero. When decided he who draw up plans to make a single maned jet powered rocket. so he could fly to a planet far away so evil, so vile that only large big breasted women lived there. .....................VENUS.

He constructed the one maned rocket and was set to leave on his journey with his faithfull pet penquin. They arrived and were greated by the women giving them............................

January 8th, 2005, 05:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 1,393	the never ending story... ok this might be the gayest forum game ever, i find it hilarious. just don't fucking diss me about it would be so embarrising lol, but i decided to start this up cause the forum is starting to become static these days. so the game is, i start a story and you continue it and u musnt finish it either so it'll go on and on until we fucking hate it. here it goes : -i woke up in the street one morning, dressed with a pink underwear filled with beer bottles and a spicy tacco up my ass. i realised that i totally forgot what had happened the day before...

January 8th, 2005, 04:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
TheLastWithPaganBlood Nordman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Prussia Posts: 1,399	. In the taco I found a card saying: Tom Araya Singer/ Bassist 6478-6849-123 With "Call me" written on the backside... __________________ VICTORY!!!

January 8th, 2005, 06:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
PaganBlood Congicate Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Geelong, Victoria, New Holland Posts: 937	I then decided to make a phone call to this "Tom Araya" and to my suprise i had called the Crayon company and i ended up ordering 4 packets of blue of there highest quality shit. __________________ Save us oh lord! From the Wrath of the NORSEMEN!!!

January 8th, 2005, 09:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Belgar The Wallonian Redneck. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Jupiter2 this is Alpha control do you copy? Posts: 1,952	The packets promplty arrived at home and to my suprise Richard Simmons was the delivey boy, ... a crazy freak wearing spandex and a quick workout lesson was all I needed after the taco accident __________________ "The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates. "The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it." - Thucidydes, The history of the Peloponnesian War.

January 8th, 2005, 10:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Thrymfal Snootchie Bootchies Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cocoa Beach, Florida Posts: 810	so i ventured out to oakland, and upon reaching this "Tom Araya"'s house was greeted by a large bald tattooed man who called himself kerry. He was nude and smeared with peanutbutter and reeked of pecans, he kept saying, "satan! blood! death! fuck!" followed by a fit of sobbing, before starting the process over again. After eying him suspiciously for a moment or two, i proceeded to the door, crayons and all. __________________ I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee, Ground Up And In The Freezer

January 8th, 2005, 09:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Eire Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Donegal, Ireland Posts: 120	After making the call I wondered what Tom would do with the Crayons if he had ordered them....

January 9th, 2005, 01:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: LAND OF MANSEX Posts: 771	....so I come to find out that the Blue crayons are an Original pressing release from Japan, which is much more valuable from the 2nd pressing relase of purple crayons that came from Turkey. With this in mind I contemplate starting my very own business of........

January 9th, 2005, 03:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
Pessimism Endemic Vagabond Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 10,166	. . . . doubleheaded crayon shaped dildos specifically designed for the shemale at heart! i mean, there cant be that many people in such a business! maybe that peanut-buttered man would like to be my first customer? so i went to go ask him what he thought. __________________ My LastFM Account You taught me language, and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse. My Flickr Account

January 9th, 2005, 06:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 1,393	To my surprise, that man that i took for a crazy mother fucker knew how to talk, he answered to me saying: "what the fuck are u trying to sell dildos to me for, you crasy bastard? did u take me for a mother fucker all this time is that right? i'll fucking shove your shitty dildos up your ass so far that even you grandson will feel it you capitalist bastard!' Hearing this, i could only feel despair thinking that my dreams in doubleheaded crayon shaped dildos was falling out the window. but got myself up again and said to him....

January 9th, 2005, 09:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
TheLastWithPaganBlood Nordman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Prussia Posts: 1,399	You bastard! and bitchslapped him in his face. __________________ VICTORY!!!

January 9th, 2005, 10:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Pessimism Endemic Vagabond Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 10,166	kerry then laid there on the the floor all bruised and still naked and smeared with peanutbutter, although he now he was masturbating!!!!!! his guitar!!!!!! and i couldnt get him to stop!!!!!!! __________________ My LastFM Account You taught me language, and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse. My Flickr Account

January 10th, 2005, 03:12 AM	#12 (permalink)
PaganBlood Congicate Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Geelong, Victoria, New Holland Posts: 937	he then stopped after a few kicks to the left nurry, and then looked out the window to see freddy of aa, breakdance fighting with his master of calligraphy...... __________________ Save us oh lord! From the Wrath of the NORSEMEN!!!

January 10th, 2005, 03:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
Blutaar RAVENSBURGER Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ravensburg(GER) Posts: 437	of course he lost this breakdance battle,because he slipped on a piece of peanutbutter.Then he started another side-projekt with Richard Simmons.

January 10th, 2005, 04:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
Pertinax BRINGER OF THE FINAL WAR Join Date: May 2003 Location: St. Johns, Michigan, USA Posts: 23	The members of Curriculum Mortis got pissed off at him for starting another side project, especially one with Richard Simmons, so they came to one of his exercise video-shoots and "Killed all life" __________________ "Save Us O' Lord From The Wrath Of The Norsemen!" "I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT! I WILL KICK YOUR FACE IN! I AM PAIN AND DEATH - WHERE I END HELL BEGINS!" I am Vengance. I am World Funeral. I am the Bringer of the Final War.

January 11th, 2005, 12:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
Thrymfal Snootchie Bootchies Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cocoa Beach, Florida Posts: 810	so Freddy and Richard Simmons were left to rot, but the strange brew of peanutbutter, blood, death metal, and Kerry King's sweat managed to reanimate the now vicious and flesh hungry bodies of Fred and Richard, who set out on a humorously awkward zombie rampage. __________________ I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee, Ground Up And In The Freezer

January 11th, 2005, 10:48 AM	#16 (permalink)
Tomasz outdoor type Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: in a van down by the fuckin' river Posts: 1,940	the end..... __________________ "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"

January 11th, 2005, 04:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666 AxeOfDarkness Join Date: May 2004 Location: Swamps of despair Posts: 555	of the world is now upon us as i spoke out to the heavens and declared war on god for being a cowardess prissy bitch and lying to us all. then satan and his minions came down to the earth from the dark void within the festering sky of blood red madness. for years and years we have been fighting this war and now the moment of truth is upon us. the two armys met in the mountanous terrain where to decide the fate of this world. and then satan stepperd forth and tossed the skull of invasion into the pit of fire thus, declaring the battle for possession. the two armys charged down the cliffs and you could feel the earth begin to split as the pheonix rose from the ashes in the fire.... __________________ "AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies "Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace "Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies www.wraithproductions.net

January 11th, 2005, 04:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 1,393	...and just befor the terror of battle.. ...i woke up in the street one morning, dressed with a pink underwear filled with beer bottles and a spicy tacco up my ass. i realised that i totally forgot what had happened the day before... hahaha that really sucked

January 12th, 2005, 12:39 AM	#19 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666 AxeOfDarkness Join Date: May 2004 Location: Swamps of despair Posts: 555	awww man you fucked up the story... edit your post and make it somethin cool =\ __________________ "AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies "Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace "Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies www.wraithproductions.net

January 12th, 2005, 11:38 PM	#21 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666 AxeOfDarkness Join Date: May 2004 Location: Swamps of despair Posts: 555	press the button on your post that says edit on the bottom right =\ __________________ "AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies "Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace "Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies www.wraithproductions.net

January 13th, 2005, 02:25 AM	#23 (permalink)
Pessimism Endemic Vagabond Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 10,166	donut . . . a donut of terror, it was so dark and terrifying that it made the now exhausted and bloody richard simmons scream and sissy slap his way out of the crowd. after satan saw it he tried to give him a high five . . . but was too terrified . . . teroor terror terror terrified . . . god asked satan if he liked whiped cream on his frozen coffee, but he was too . . . whats the word . . . terrified . . . . to answer because of the donut penis of terror that was before him. __________________ My LastFM Account You taught me language, and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse. My Flickr Account

January 13th, 2005, 08:01 AM	#24 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666 AxeOfDarkness Join Date: May 2004 Location: Swamps of despair Posts: 555	this thread is fucking lame =\ __________________ "AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies "Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace "Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies www.wraithproductions.net

January 13th, 2005, 09:57 AM	#25 (permalink)
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY I hate weiner dogs. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Salina, Ok Posts: 3,776	............satan began, as he raised his mighty cafe mocca latte in the air. He grabbed donut shaped penis man and swallowed him in one bite. Kerry and the hero of our story stayed on earth where Ricard Simmons became ruler of the world and they eventually became his love slaves. All was lost for our hero. When decided he who draw up plans to make a single maned jet powered rocket. so he could fly to a planet far away so evil, so vile that only large big breasted women lived there. .....................VENUS. He constructed the one maned rocket and was set to leave on his journey with his faithfull pet penquin. They arrived and were greated by the women giving them............................ Last edited by EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY : January 13th, 2005 at 10:01 AM.