Amon Amarth  

Go Back   Ultimate Metal Forum > Official Metal Band Forums > Amon Amarth
Register FAQ Donate Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old January 8th, 2005, 05:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
Celtik Militia
Dumb French Bastard
 
Celtik Militia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Paris
Posts: 1,393
the never ending story...

ok this might be the gayest forum game ever, i find it hilarious. just don't fucking diss me about it would be so embarrising lol, but i decided to start this up cause the forum is starting to become static these days.
so the game is, i start a story and you continue it and u musnt finish it either so it'll go on and on until we fucking hate it.
here it goes :

-i woke up in the street one morning, dressed with a pink underwear filled with beer bottles and a spicy tacco up my ass. i realised that i totally forgot what had happened the day before...
Celtik Militia is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 8th, 2005, 04:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
TheLastWithPaganBlood
Nordman
 
TheLastWithPaganBlood's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Prussia
Posts: 1,399
. In the taco I found a card saying: Tom Araya
Singer/ Bassist
6478-6849-123
With "Call me" written on the backside...
__________________
VICTORY!!!
TheLastWithPaganBlood is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 8th, 2005, 06:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
PaganBlood
Congicate
 
PaganBlood's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Geelong, Victoria, New Holland
Posts: 950
I then decided to make a phone call to this "Tom Araya" and to my suprise i had called the Crayon company and i ended up ordering 4 packets of blue of there highest quality shit.
__________________
Save us oh lord! From the Wrath of the NORSEMEN!!!

PaganBlood is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 8th, 2005, 09:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
Belgar
The Wallonian Redneck.
 
Belgar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jupiter2 this is Alpha control do you copy?
Posts: 1,972
The packets promplty arrived at home and to my suprise Richard Simmons was the delivey boy, ... a crazy freak wearing spandex and a quick workout lesson was all I needed after the taco accident
__________________
"The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates.

"The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it." - Thucidydes, The history of the Peloponnesian War.


Belgar is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 8th, 2005, 09:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
Eire
Senior Member
 
Eire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Donegal, Ireland
Posts: 120
After making the call I wondered what Tom would do with the Crayons if he had ordered them....
Eire is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 8th, 2005, 10:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
Thrymfal
Snootchie Bootchies
 
Thrymfal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Cocoa Beach, Florida
Posts: 810
so i ventured out to oakland, and upon reaching this "Tom Araya"'s house was greeted by a large bald tattooed man who called himself kerry. He was nude and smeared with peanutbutter and reeked of pecans, he kept saying, "satan! blood! death! fuck!" followed by a fit of sobbing, before starting the process over again. After eying him suspiciously for a moment or two, i proceeded to the door, crayons and all.
__________________
I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee, Ground Up And In The Freezer
Thrymfal is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 9th, 2005, 01:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer
.
 
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: LAND OF MANSEX
Posts: 771
....so I come to find out that the Blue crayons are an Original pressing release from Japan, which is much more valuable from the 2nd pressing relase of purple crayons that came from Turkey. With this in mind I contemplate starting my very own business of........
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 9th, 2005, 03:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
Pessimism
Endemic Vagabond
 
Pessimism's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: SoCal
Posts: 10,161
. . . . doubleheaded crayon shaped dildos specifically designed for the shemale at heart! i mean, there cant be that many people in such a business! maybe that peanut-buttered man would like to be my first customer? so i went to go ask him what he thought.
__________________
My LastFM Account

You taught me language, and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse.
Pessimism is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 9th, 2005, 06:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
Celtik Militia
Dumb French Bastard
 
Celtik Militia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Paris
Posts: 1,393
To my surprise, that man that i took for a crazy mother fucker knew how to talk, he answered to me saying:
"what the fuck are u trying to sell dildos to me for, you crasy bastard? did u take me for a mother fucker all this time is that right? i'll fucking shove your shitty dildos up your ass so far that even you grandson will feel it you capitalist bastard!'
Hearing this, i could only feel despair thinking that my dreams in doubleheaded crayon shaped dildos was falling out the window. but got myself up again and said to him....
Celtik Militia is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 9th, 2005, 09:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
TheLastWithPaganBlood
Nordman
 
TheLastWithPaganBlood's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Prussia
Posts: 1,399
You bastard! and bitchslapped him in his face.
__________________
VICTORY!!!
TheLastWithPaganBlood is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 9th, 2005, 10:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
Pessimism
Endemic Vagabond
 
Pessimism's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: SoCal
Posts: 10,161
kerry then laid there on the the floor all bruised and still naked and smeared with peanutbutter, although he now he was masturbating!!!!!! his guitar!!!!!! and i couldnt get him to stop!!!!!!!
__________________
My LastFM Account

You taught me language, and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse.
Pessimism is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 10th, 2005, 03:12 AM   #12 (permalink)
PaganBlood
Congicate
 
PaganBlood's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Geelong, Victoria, New Holland
Posts: 950
he then stopped after a few kicks to the left nurry, and then looked out the window to see freddy of aa, breakdance fighting with his master of calligraphy......
__________________
Save us oh lord! From the Wrath of the NORSEMEN!!!

PaganBlood is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 10th, 2005, 03:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
Blutaar
RAVENSBURGER
 
Blutaar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ravensburg(GER)
Posts: 437
of course he lost this breakdance battle,because he slipped on a piece of peanutbutter.Then he started another side-projekt with Richard Simmons.
Blutaar is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 10th, 2005, 04:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
Pertinax
BRINGER OF THE FINAL WAR
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: St. Johns, Michigan, USA
Posts: 23
The members of Curriculum Mortis got pissed off at him for starting another side project, especially one with Richard Simmons, so they came to one of his exercise video-shoots and "Killed all life"
__________________
"Save Us O' Lord From The Wrath Of The Norsemen!"

"I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT! I WILL KICK YOUR FACE IN! I AM PAIN AND DEATH - WHERE I END HELL BEGINS!"

I am Vengance. I am World Funeral. I am the Bringer of the Final War.
Pertinax is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 11th, 2005, 12:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
Thrymfal
Snootchie Bootchies
 
Thrymfal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Cocoa Beach, Florida
Posts: 810
so Freddy and Richard Simmons were left to rot, but the strange brew of peanutbutter, blood, death metal, and Kerry King's sweat managed to reanimate the now vicious and flesh hungry bodies of Fred and Richard, who set out on a humorously awkward zombie rampage.
__________________
I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee, Ground Up And In The Freezer
Thrymfal is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 11th, 2005, 10:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
Tomasz
outdoor type
 
Tomasz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: in a van down by the fuckin' river
Posts: 1,949
the end.....
__________________
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"




Tomasz is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 11th, 2005, 04:00 PM   #17 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666
AxeOfDarkness
 
DemonsAndLies666's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Swamps of despair
Posts: 555
of the world is now upon us as i spoke out to the heavens and declared war on god for being a cowardess prissy bitch and lying to us all. then satan and his minions came down to the earth from the dark void within the festering sky of blood red madness. for years and years we have been fighting this war and now the moment of truth is upon us. the two armys met in the mountanous terrain where to decide the fate of this world. and then satan stepperd forth and tossed the skull of invasion into the pit of fire thus, declaring the battle for possession.
the two armys charged down the cliffs and you could feel the earth begin to split as the pheonix rose from the ashes in the fire....
__________________
"AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies


"Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace


"Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies




www.wraithproductions.net
DemonsAndLies666 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 11th, 2005, 04:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
Celtik Militia
Dumb French Bastard
 
Celtik Militia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Paris
Posts: 1,393
...and just befor the terror of battle..
...i woke up in the street one morning, dressed with a pink underwear filled with beer bottles and a spicy tacco up my ass. i realised that i totally forgot what had happened the day before...

hahaha that really sucked
Celtik Militia is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 12th, 2005, 12:39 AM   #19 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666
AxeOfDarkness
 
DemonsAndLies666's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Swamps of despair
Posts: 555
awww man you fucked up the story... edit your post and make it somethin cool =\
__________________
"AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies


"Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace


"Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies




www.wraithproductions.net
DemonsAndLies666 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 12th, 2005, 10:05 AM   #20 (permalink)
Celtik Militia
Dumb French Bastard
 
Celtik Militia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Paris
Posts: 1,393
Quote:
Originally Posted by DemonsAndLies666
awww man you fucked up the story... edit your post and make it somethin cool =\
lol i dont know how to do that
Celtik Militia is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 12th, 2005, 11:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666
AxeOfDarkness
 
DemonsAndLies666's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Swamps of despair
Posts: 555
press the button on your post that says edit on the bottom right =\
__________________
"AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies


"Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace


"Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies




www.wraithproductions.net
DemonsAndLies666 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 13th, 2005, 12:50 AM   #22 (permalink)
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate weiner dogs.
 
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Salina, Ok
Posts: 3,777
Quote:
Originally Posted by DemonsAndLies666
press the button on your post that says edit on the bottom right =\
you guys have way to much time on your hands, said the guy whos never posted here before. Kerry stood next to the hero of our story , who was being beating sensless by Richard simmons while sweating to the oldies. A stranger appeared in the doorway. The phoenix grew tired of this endless struggle and called away all the armies under the mountain.WHo went to Starbucks for mochacinnos. The size of this man penis , who just happened to wonder in the forum, strangely horrified the terrorified group as it was shaped like a.................

Last edited by EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY : January 13th, 2005 at 12:58 AM.
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 13th, 2005, 02:25 AM   #23 (permalink)
Pessimism
Endemic Vagabond
 
Pessimism's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: SoCal
Posts: 10,161
donut . . . a donut of terror, it was so dark and terrifying that it made the now exhausted and bloody richard simmons scream and sissy slap his way out of the crowd. after satan saw it he tried to give him a high five . . . but was too terrified . . . teroor terror terror terrified . . . god asked satan if he liked whiped cream on his frozen coffee, but he was too . . . whats the word . . . terrified . . . . to answer because of the donut penis of terror that was before him.
__________________
My LastFM Account

You taught me language, and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse.
Pessimism is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 13th, 2005, 08:01 AM   #24 (permalink)
DemonsAndLies666
AxeOfDarkness
 
DemonsAndLies666's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Swamps of despair
Posts: 555
this thread is fucking lame =\
__________________
"AND THEN SATAN STEPPED FORTH AND TOSSED THE SKULL OF INVASION INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, THUS DECLARING THE BATTLE FOR POSSESSION!" -Demons And Lies


"Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it."-Malcolm Wallace


"Amon Amarth forum kicks your ass!!!" - Demons And Lies




www.wraithproductions.net
DemonsAndLies666 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old January 13th, 2005, 09:57 AM   #25 (permalink)
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate weiner dogs.
 
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Salina, Ok
Posts: 3,777
............satan began, as he raised his mighty cafe mocca latte in the air. He grabbed donut shaped penis man and swallowed him in one bite. Kerry and the hero of our story stayed on earth where Ricard Simmons became ruler of the world and they eventually became his love slaves. All was lost for our hero. When decided he who draw up plans to make a single maned jet powered rocket. so he could fly to a planet far away so evil, so vile that only large big breasted women lived there. .....................VENUS. He constructed the one maned rocket and was set to leave on his journey with his faithfull pet penquin. They arrived and were greated by the women giving them............................

Last edited by EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY : January 13th, 2005 at 10:01 AM.
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On





All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:54 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.0.0
© Copyright 2000-2010 UltimateMetal.com | MetalAges Media