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Old January 31st, 2009, 09:03 PM   #101 (permalink)
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I can go and make myself something to eat.
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Old January 31st, 2009, 09:08 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I showed him my awesome pizza on my cam, and then ate it in front of him I know damn well it's his favorites too!
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Old January 31st, 2009, 09:10 PM   #103 (permalink)
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You are such a bitch
(E)Vilewoman would fit much better
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Old January 31st, 2009, 09:11 PM   #104 (permalink)
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I knows and I luv me for it
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Old February 1st, 2009, 07:14 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Old February 1st, 2009, 08:21 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Old February 1st, 2009, 09:54 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Evile! That's an extra e more more evils
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Old February 1st, 2009, 03:08 PM   #108 (permalink)
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hahahaha thats really wasnt funny... eating Hawaii pizza in front of me... I was hungry...
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Old February 1st, 2009, 03:40 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Pineapple on pizza is so many flavors of wrong.
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Old February 1st, 2009, 03:48 PM   #110 (permalink)
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best that can be...you aint got taste man. :-P
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Old February 1st, 2009, 04:47 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Germans invented sauerkraut, they don't get to call anyone out on taste.
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Old February 1st, 2009, 05:21 PM   #112 (permalink)
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hahahaha thats really wasnt funny... eating Hawaii pizza in front of me... I was hungry...
I laughed....teheheh
*nom nom nom*
It was sooooo goood!
*nom nom nom*
Sorry you missed it Oh you didn't, that's right... you saw the whole event unfold.

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Ooooo joo! Sauerkraut is farking awesome. I'll eat that shit all day
*nom nom nom*
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Old February 1st, 2009, 05:46 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Too many years of being forcefed it, won't touch the stuff now.
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Old February 1st, 2009, 06:09 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Hawaiian pizza or sauerkraut?
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Old February 1st, 2009, 06:11 PM   #115 (permalink)
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I am stealing this from another forum, and I HOPE the mods do not close this.
It's working wonders on the other forum, instead of going off-topic in every thread, we just use this one.
These boards are about Amon Amarth, but I (and many others) tend to go off-topic and make the threads rather silly. We are after all a Community of AA fans. Many of us have made great friends from this exact forum. We being a tad human have a tendency to let our minds wander to other places and start spamming threads. This thread will hopefully keep the other threads about the subjects they are about...

So, post whatever retarded thoughts come into your lovely little heads...I know you all can do it!

god dammit you thief

just kidding, sweet idea
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Old February 1st, 2009, 06:13 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Hey listen Nik!

Yes it was
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Old February 2nd, 2009, 02:28 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Sauerkraut is awesome
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Old February 2nd, 2009, 02:35 AM   #118 (permalink)
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No it's not. It taste like shit.

And the whole world think we eat this all the time.
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Old February 2nd, 2009, 02:36 AM   #119 (permalink)
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No, you seem to eat a shitload of pizza though....tehehe.
I happen to like the stuffs!
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Old February 2nd, 2009, 05:51 AM   #120 (permalink)
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Pineapple on pizza is so many flavors of wrong.
You obviously have not been to a takeaway that does peaches and cream pizza (all shades of vile), donnerkebab pizza or haggis pizza (which are better than you may have expected)

Haggis pakoras are quite tasty too.

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Old February 2nd, 2009, 09:20 AM   #121 (permalink)
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fuckin crap... I hate Media Markt and Saturn and bullshit asshole wankers... just run through the whole town to get the new This Ending CD...Media Markt "forgot to order" and Saturn totaly failed... somedickhead puttet in some random place where noone ever finds it again... one hour wasted fuckin time...
but I got me some nice other stuffs...
Limited Black CD from Bloodbaths Resurrection through Carnage, some Metal DVDs and the new Coppelius... so it was kind frustration buys...
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fuckin crap... I hate Media Markt and Saturn and bullshit asshole wankers... just run through the whole town to get the new This Ending CD...Media Markt "forgot to order" and Saturn totaly failed... somedickhead puttet in some random place where noone ever finds it again... one hour wasted fuckin time...
but I got me some nice other stuffs...
Limited Black CD from Bloodbaths Resurrection through Carnage, some Metal DVDs and the new Coppelius... so it was kind frustration buys...
Tell me about it. MediaMarkt employees are a few dozen sandwiches short of a picnic . I know because I used to deal with them when I worked in a gift voucher business. They are only outranked in idiocy by their managers, who are in charge of passing orders. If only someone had perfected a sledgehammer you could activate from the other end of the phone there would not be a single Media Markt or Saturn shop left..
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Old February 2nd, 2009, 01:46 PM   #123 (permalink)
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damn right... but that guy on the Info corner was really a nice guy... he helped me search and stuff... they only got to copies from this Ending there... and now find them after anybody just failed to get them into the right place... no way to find them again
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Old February 2nd, 2009, 01:55 PM   #124 (permalink)
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This topic has been diverted to Jugs. Observe:



You have been scarr'd.
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Old February 2nd, 2009, 02:08 PM   #125 (permalink)
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This topic has been diverted to Jugs. Observe:

You have been scarr'd.
For life may you add.

Anyway, I think I've got a pair of cracking jugs in this picture, if I may say so. Even if one is bigger than the other

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