Vilewoman's off-topic random retardation thread.

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 03:27 PM

I am stealing this from another forum, and I HOPE the mods do not close this.
It's working wonders on the other forum, instead of going off-topic in every thread, we just use this one.
These boards are about Amon Amarth, but I (and many others) tend to go off-topic and make the threads rather silly. We are after all a Community of AA fans. Many of us have made great friends from this exact forum. We being a tad human have a tendency to let our minds wander to other places and start spamming threads. This thread will hopefully keep the other threads about the subjects they are about...

So, post whatever retarded thoughts come into your lovely little heads...I know you all can do it!

amon666 · January 28th, 2009, 03:43 PM

but but going off topic on normal threads are fun

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 03:44 PM

Oh trust me, what could happen in this one would be way more epic

Junmap · January 28th, 2009, 03:45 PM

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

DEATH TO ALL!

Spanish_Lass · January 28th, 2009, 03:57 PM

* Wench comes in with drinks tray and whip *

Can I take anyone's order?

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 04:02 PM

I will take a few licks and a scotch. With a scotch chaser, and a beer

Junmap · January 28th, 2009, 04:11 PM

I take a beer. German brewed. Flensburger

And a klingon Blood wine from a skull
thanks

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junmap

And a klingon Blood wine from a skull
thanks

Seconded

Can I pick the skull I wish to drink out of, person isn't dead....yet

Junmap · January 28th, 2009, 04:16 PM

Choose your skull! But you have to prepare it yourself. ^^

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 04:17 PM

Oh trust me, that is no issue

amon666 · January 28th, 2009, 04:19 PM

studying sucks

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 04:21 PM

Can't spell studying without dying....

Have you ever notice cupid rhymes with stupid?

Junmap · January 28th, 2009, 04:24 PM

What you want to tell us?
Don't get it. Okay, maybe I'm just dumb ^^
Or you. Or me. Or the world. Or that crazy bunny behind me.
Or the 3 headed monkey behind you!

gnoff · January 28th, 2009, 04:26 PM

Back home.

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 04:28 PM

@ Olli, there's a few heads that need to be turned into skulls...I doubt they would be sorely missed.

@ gnoff, Welcome home! Hope you had a blast!

Junmap · January 28th, 2009, 04:42 PM

Okay rhonda, start to collect. I will too. Had a few on my skull list. ^^

Greeeeeeeeeeeetings gnoff.

gnoff · January 28th, 2009, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vilewoman

@ Olli, there's a few heads that need to be turned into skulls...I doubt they would be sorely missed.

@ gnoff, Welcome home! Hope you had a blast!

week end - OMG such wonderful beers!

Mon - wed: 3 days work related education, head very tired

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnoff

week end - OMG such wonderful beers!

Any drunken antics?

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnoff

Mon - wed: 3 days work related education, head very tired

gnoff can't brain today, he's got the dumb

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junmap

Okay rhonda, start to collect. I will too. Had a few on my skull list. ^^

Oooo we should team up, get skulls faster

gnoff · January 28th, 2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junmap

Okay rhonda, start to collect. I will too. Had a few on my skull list. ^^

Greeeeeeeeeeeetings gnoff.

hey hey

gnoff · January 28th, 2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vilewoman

Any drunken antics?

gnoff can't brain today, he's got the dumb

antics?
now that I noticed

Got to try two different 3 to 4 year old wonderful, strong as hell, beers from North Coast (US), on from brandy barrel, one from bourboun barrel.

Each bottle at 65 cl I think (about 1 pt 6 fl oz) and the cost of each was about 100 euro.

I got to try them (a bit of each) for FREE since I know the bar guy that was taking care of teh customers drinking it, yay him

Also a 2 year old Rasputin and the oak aged Rasputin from the same brewery, my oh my, what a night.

Xurek · January 28th, 2009, 04:55 PM

ding! 38!

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnoff

antics?
now that I noticed

Got to try two different 3 to 4 year old wonderful, strong as hell, beers from North Coast (US), on from brandy barrel, one from bourboun barrel.

Each bottle at 65 cl I think (about 1 pt 6 fl oz) and the cost of each was about 100 euro.

I got to try them (a bit of each) for FREE since I know the bar guy that was taking care of teh customers drinking it, yay him

Also a 2 year old Rasputin and the oak aged Rasputin from the same brewery, my oh my, what a night.

I wonder if you felt as bad as I did when I woke up the 3rd day in Bochum, lol.

@Sam

WTF?

Spanish_Lass · January 28th, 2009, 05:05 PM

Ok, corset of office, check. Collection of polished skull goblets, check. Dungeon key, check. List of people to kill and turn into glassware, check.

So that is german beer and single malt scotch all round, klingon bloodwine, lashes with extra salt as a chaser, some of Gnoff's special...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junmap

What you want to tell us?
Don't get it. Okay, maybe I'm just dumb ^^
Or you. Or me. Or the world. Or that crazy bunny behind me.
Or the 3 headed monkey behind you!

And what about the three headed monkey? What's his pleasure?

Vilewoman · January 28th, 2009, 05:09 PM

Back off the monkey. And he's a three-headed purple monkey :P

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Junmap Beer Destroyer Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hannover Posts: 129	Choose your skull! But you have to prepare it yourself. ^^ __________________ greatest man ever on bass guitar

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Junmap Beer Destroyer Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hannover Posts: 129	Okay rhonda, start to collect. I will too. Had a few on my skull list. ^^ Greeeeeeeeeeeetings gnoff. __________________ greatest man ever on bass guitar

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