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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:46 AM   #476 (permalink)
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El saben aquel que diu, que es un judio que llega a Auschwitz y le dice al guardia
-¿oiga, aquí cuando se come?
Y le diu el guardia
-pues después de la ducha...
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:47 AM   #477 (permalink)
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Le preguntan
-Oiga, ¿y ha usted le gustan lo niños?
Y le contesta
-Yo como de todo
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:47 AM   #478 (permalink)
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Le preguntan
-Oiga, ¿y ha usted le gustan lo niños?
Y le contesta
-Yo como de todoooo
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:48 AM   #479 (permalink)
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Tengo 4 dedos, 3 piernas, y un brazo, ¿qué soy?
Un deforme.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:48 AM   #480 (permalink)
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Primera escena: Una piña va a una discoteca sin pagar.
Segunda escena: Una piña va a una fiesta, no paga.
Tercera escena: La misma piña va a un circo, y no paga.
¿Cómo se llama la obra?
Piña colada.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:48 AM   #481 (permalink)
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Mamá, mamá, ¿La abuela es fosforescente?
No hijo, ¿Por qué?
Entonces, se está electrocutando.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:49 AM   #482 (permalink)
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¿Sabes que mi hermano anda en bicicleta desde los cuatro años?
Mmm, ya debe estar lejos.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:56 AM   #483 (permalink)
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En la clase de asuntos arios:

(Profesor) - A ver, niños, ¿cual es la raza más limpia?
(Niños) - ¡Yo, yo, contesto yo, profe!
(Profesor) - Tú, Schultz, ¡contesta!
(Schultz) - Los arios, señor.
(Profesor) - Muy mal, Schultz, muy mal. No señor, los judíos. Esa es la raza más limpia.
(Niños) - ¿Los judíos? ¿Pero que dice señor profesor? ¿Cómo van a ser los judíos la raza más limpia?
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:56 AM   #484 (permalink)
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Venga, otro de cosecha propia:



¿Cómo deshoja una margarita un masoquista?

"Me hiere, no me hiere, me hiere, no me hiere..."
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:57 AM   #485 (permalink)
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Se celebra una carrera de los 100 m lisos entre Ben Johnson e Irene Villa. ¿Quién gana?
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Ninguno. Descalificados los dos, porque el amonal también es dopping.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:58 AM   #486 (permalink)
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¿Como se llama el unico animal que come piedras y vuela?

el comepiedras volador
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Old October 27th, 2007, 08:59 AM   #487 (permalink)
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¿Que cae antes al suelo un papel o una piedra?

el papel porque la piedra se la come el comepiedras volador
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- Oiga doctor, ¿puedo bañarme con diarrea?
- Hombre, si tiene bastante...
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Old October 27th, 2007, 09:00 AM   #489 (permalink)
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por donde echa el humo un tren eléctrico? por el tubo de escape de la ventanilla de atrás
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cual es el animal que pone los huevos más gordos?
las avispas
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Old October 27th, 2007, 09:01 AM   #491 (permalink)
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¿Por dónde se escaparon los judíos en Auschwitz?










Por la chimenea
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- ¿Cómo se llama una estalactita grande?
- Estalacpolla.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 09:02 AM   #493 (permalink)
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- ¿De que murió Cenicienta?
- El tampax se le convirtió en calabaza.
(Uy… eso tiene que ser muy doloroso…)
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- ¿Cuál es el mar más pequeño del mundo?
- El bidet, porque sólo cabe una almeja.
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- ¿Por qué echan arroz en las bodas?
- Para que el novio no se coma el conejo solo.
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- ¿Qué es un círculo vicioso?
- Doce putas bailando el corro de la patata.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 09:04 AM   #497 (permalink)
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Si a Luz Casal no le gusa el perro de Heidi,Luces antiniebla?
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medico:

a traido el rh de su marido??????????



NO!!!!! Pero he traido el R5 de mi cuñado!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old October 27th, 2007, 09:05 AM   #499 (permalink)
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Esto es un explorador al que los caníbales atrapan, meten en una olla y le dicen:

- Te vamos a comer y a hacernos una canoa con tu piel, ¿tu última voluntad?
- Quiero un tenedor.

Los caníbales extrañados, le dan el tenedor y el explorador empieza a pincharse por todo el cuerpo mientras grita:

- ¡Me comeréis, pero la canoa os la hacéis con la piel de vuestra puta madre!
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Old October 27th, 2007, 11:19 AM   #500 (permalink)
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- tengo jamvre, que hay por medio leuro???
- bocadillo de aCeTAte

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- esto sabe a mierda!
- aCeTAte!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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