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Old October 27th, 2007, 02:56 PM   #701 (permalink)
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Como se dice diarrea en AFRICANO: Abunda Lakaka
Portugues: Catarata du Traseiro
Japones : Kagas awuas
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Old October 27th, 2007, 02:56 PM   #702 (permalink)
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Según Madame Phung, responsable del museo del greco , me quedan unos 25 días de vacaciones del año pasado. Si así fuese, tendría al año unos 4 meses de vacaciones reales... Evidentemente está equivocada. Se ve que sumó utilizando un método ancestral chino y erró en un pictograma.

moraleja, nunca se fíen de la abnegacion de la mujer, es noble pero idiota.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 02:57 PM   #703 (permalink)
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-mama en el colegio me llaman dubidadandaun
-no cuela caballero, sin informe medico no le vamos a dar una pension por tonto
-JOPUTAGUARRAbsnsnsn
- ni aunque hable para adentro
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Old October 27th, 2007, 02:58 PM   #704 (permalink)
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Entra un catalán en una frutería:
-A quant va la uva?
-Frutero: A bim bom ban!
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-Mama tengo sida
-Encima de Tom Hanks gilipollas
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-Mama, mama tengo sidra
-Eso no existe hijo
-Entonces es que me he cagado encima
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-Se abre el telón y se ve a la madre de Yeremi pegando carteles por toda Canarias. ¿Como se llama la película?
-Mujer blanca, soltera, busca...
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Old October 27th, 2007, 02:59 PM   #708 (permalink)
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-Capitan por donde embarcan los pasajeros?
-por babor
-Por babor,por donde embarcan los pasajeros?
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:00 PM   #709 (permalink)
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En la farmacia:
Quiero colgate
Pues yo escupite y matate!
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:01 PM   #710 (permalink)
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Doctor,en que habitacion se encuentra el motorista accidentado?
-En la 34,35 y 36
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-¿oiga, por aqui se va a la castellana?
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-hola, buenas, soy griego y venia a follarme a su hija
-¿ que dice so cretino?
-no, de chipre
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-estoy hecho un cabron
-eres mala persona eh..
-no, cabra que veo cabra que mefo
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-Doctor, Doctor!!! Osculteme!!!
-Raspido, basjo la casmilla!!!
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Maria,el doctor me ha dicho que tengo Sagitario,o algo...
Cáncer,Manolo,tienes cáncer...
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Ahi va el mio (soy muy malo contando chistes )

¡Hoy te voy a echar tres polvos que vas a flipar Maria!
¿Tu estas borracho?
¡No! ¡Es que vengo con dos amigos!
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Un camionero que entra en un bareto de carretera de mala muerte se dirije a la barra, allí le atiende una camarera cejijunta, con pelambrera en la sobaquina y un insoportable hedor a putrefacción que emerje de sus bajos. El camionero le dice:

-Me vas a poner un entrecot así de gordo (hágase el gesto con las manos) y así de ancho como mi polla

La camarera la responde levantándose los faldones y señalando su zona genital:


-¡Y así de sangriento, y así de sangriento!
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-señor que hace con una mierda en la mano acariciandola como si fuera un "jatito"???????
-es que casi la piso...
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:05 PM   #719 (permalink)
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Anoche, mi esposa y yo estábamos sentados en la sala hablando de las
muchas cosas de la vida. Estábamos hablando de la idea de vivir o morir. Le
dije, "nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo, dependiendo de una
maquina y líquidos de una botella. Si me ves en ese estado, desenchufa los
artefactos que me mantienen vivo."

Ella se levantó, desenchufó la televisión y me tiró la cerveza.
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Van dos vascos por Bilbao y uno le dice al otro
-oye Patxi,vamos a tomarnos unos cafes laostia.
Se toman diez litros de cafe y Joseba dice:
-Tranquilo Patxi,ya pago yo joderlaostia.
Luego se van a comprar tres Ferraris cada uno y el vendedor dice:
-Seran tres millones de euros,por favor.
-Bueno Joseba,ya pago yo que tu has pagao los cafes
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Pepe,cariño,dime algo con amor

-Amorfa!!!!
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Leer con acento de paleto de Cádiz:

Una gorda andaluza que va al médico,
- Doztó, doztó... creo que zoy eztéri
- ¿Ezteri???? Tú lo que ereh e obéli...
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en que se parece el cunnilingus a la mafia?

en que si te vas de la lengua te comes un marron
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-Padre, confieso que me toco la pilila

-¿Y cuántos años tienes?

-30

-Entonces ya te tendrías que tocar la polla
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-Oye Pepe

-Dime Juan

-una puta me ha contagiado el SIDA.

-MUAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED!!!
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