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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:08 PM   #726 (permalink)
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10 de la noche.

Donde vas Pepe?

Al bar, Maria.

Pos pegame ahora que si no luego me despiertas.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:08 PM   #727 (permalink)
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Esto es una familia mu pobre que siempre come pan del día anterior.
El niño le dice al padre:
-Papá, ¿cuándo comeremos pan de hoy?

-Mañana
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:09 PM   #728 (permalink)
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- Doctor, doctor, ¿qué tengo?

- Tiene usted psoriasis.

- ¿Pero cómo voy a tener psoriaris si nunca he estado en Soria?

- ¡Pues yo no he estado en Burgos y mire la pedazo de morcilla que tengo!
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:09 PM   #729 (permalink)
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- A ver Jaimito, se abre el telon y sale tu puta madre con elefantiasis, un andorrano, un noruego, un español, un pitufo azul enseñando el ano y Abundio. ¿Que tengo en la mano?

- SIDA
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:10 PM   #730 (permalink)
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-Padre, me confieso poeta

-Hijo mio si eso no tiene nada de malo, es algo divino

-Pues "atríncame" el pepino
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:10 PM   #731 (permalink)
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El doctor hablando con un paciente :
- Pues vera, respecto al ultimo analisis de su pene, tengo una noticia buena y una mala.
- Cual es la buena ?
- Que ha crecido diez centimetros.
- Y cual es la mala ?
- Que es maligno.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:11 PM   #732 (permalink)
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Un gitano enseñandole matematicas a su churumbel.

A ver niño si nos vamo a coger cien malacatones y metemos cincuenta en la flagoneta,¿cuantos nos quedan por recogel?

Pos otro viaaaaje,paaapa
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¿Como se congela a un cerdo?
Quitándole el edredón...
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Old October 27th, 2007, 03:12 PM   #734 (permalink)
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Ring,ring
Oiga,esta Agustin?
No,estoy comodin.
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- Se abre el telón y aparece un pelo sobre una cama... ¿Cómo se titula la película?
- El bello durmiente
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Estan en Frago dos vecinos y dicen:

- joder, esta lluvia me da grima
- tranqui, que ya va a amainar
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