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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Esto van 2 y se cae el del medio. (gñe)
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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EN QUE SE PARECE UN TORO A OTRO TORO???

EN TOROOOOO
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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¿Que diferencia hay entre un huevo y una castaña?




En que el huevo tiene pollo
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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- me pasas la salsa rosa?
- cogela tú, vago
- Montajista!!
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Uno que contaron ayer en la tele:
-Doctor, doctor, que me quemé.
-¿que te que te?
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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no sabia que eras virgen

son las pantys
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Cuando tenía 70 años a mi abuela el médico le mando andar 5 kilómetros todos los días ahora tiene 80 y nadie sabe donde está
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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-"Doctor, doctor..¿que padezco?"
- "Padece uzté un ozito"
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:20 AM   #10 (permalink)
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EN QUE SE PARECE UN PAJARO A OTRO PAJARO????

EN PAJAROOO
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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un tio Gordo que va al médico y le dice

Doctor, doctor que soy esteril
Tu que vas a ser esteril tu eres Obelix
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:21 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Un tio en la parada del bus le pregunta a otro:
-Hace mucho que espera?
-Que va si nunca he sido pera


Este es lo mas malo que me se


-Almirante almirante 50 calaveras
-Una flota!!!
- Que va flotan las 50
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