A REALLY bad song / video...

rlcramer · February 15th, 2010, 08:26 PM

I hate to waste people's time with nonsense like this, but I just saw this video, and I was amazed at how truly bad it was so I figured I'd post it here for you guys to "enjoy." I have a pretty high tolerance for bad music, but this tune struck me as particularly horrific. Fast forward to 3:09 to see a little crabcore action.

Crabcore Madness

Bobby

arv_foh · February 15th, 2010, 08:56 PM

music for trees

JayB · February 15th, 2010, 09:04 PM

I love how they go all hunched over crabcore like they have to get all into that incredibly lame , easy to play riff. Belongs on Guitar World's Betcha Can't Play This haha

Sickan · February 16th, 2010, 12:52 AM

This isn't even funny. Holy fuck.

Ola Englund · February 16th, 2010, 01:07 AM

wow the video looks really good but the song sucks so bad!

gemini8026 · February 16th, 2010, 01:08 AM

the quality of the video is great. In terms of the clarity and quality. As far as the "story" or whatever, LAME

The music is terrible, and that singer is beyond brutal. Sometimes these indy bands are blinded by their own shittyness. Good find nonetheless, I enjoy seeing lots of hard work put into a completely crappy product!

Seth Munson · February 16th, 2010, 01:19 AM

haha the drummer must go through sticks like crazy.. he just plays so damn hard. :P

Dylan S · February 16th, 2010, 01:42 AM

Is that a Marshall MG?

Oh my god...in what you might call the 'bridge' the singer is absolutely HORRIBLE!

JMarz · February 16th, 2010, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan S

Is that a Marshall MG?

Oh my god...in what you might call the 'bridge' the singer is absolutely HORRIBLE!

Noticed that too..

In what dimension of ANYTHING is this good to anyone?

Morgan C · February 16th, 2010, 02:23 AM

Why is the mix 'almost' mono, and how the hell did they manage to make such obviously programmed drums so out of time?

Not even going to comment on the music.

Lasse Lammert · February 16th, 2010, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan C

Why is the mix 'almost' mono, and how the hell did they manage to make such obviously programmed drums so out of time?

Not even going to comment on the music.

my search led me to this:

http://www.myspace.com/wallsofsoundinc

so I guess it's just an e-kit, not programmed.

and damn, that band BLOWS!

Erkan · February 16th, 2010, 02:37 AM

The singer sounds like me when I have a rough time crapping.

Erkan · February 16th, 2010, 02:38 AM

And the rest of the band sounds like my poo landing on my previous poo.

muckypup1 · February 16th, 2010, 04:39 AM

Cryo114 · February 16th, 2010, 04:52 AM

Took me a long time to realise this wasnt a joke..

Great video quality tho!

Last_Confession · February 16th, 2010, 05:30 AM

well thats 4 minutes and 34 seconds ill never get back at least i spent them in a mixture of disgust and laughing

TheDriller · February 16th, 2010, 05:31 AM

That slag is wearing Ugg Boots

|Thanatos · February 16th, 2010, 05:58 AM

Needs moar low end

GarethSE · February 16th, 2010, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Thanatos

Needs moar low end

needs less existence

sopulurn · February 16th, 2010, 06:57 AM

now that's just terrible

besides everything else mentioned here, the ideas are also fucking horrible. The riffs, whatever the drummer plays (see 2:57 for what I mean), etc.

And the "solo" is very much out of tune. I guess it's on purpose?

Mago · February 16th, 2010, 07:27 AM

well, at least the video looks quite good.

Nuno Filipe · February 16th, 2010, 07:45 AM

Yeah It´s not good BUT it´s still better than attack attack

sopulurn · February 16th, 2010, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuno Filipe

Yeah It´s not good BUT it´s still better than attack attack

Actually, I don't agree. I must admit there were SOME parts in their music that stick to your head, even if you didn't want them to. This shit doesn't even have as little as that.

narcossintese · February 16th, 2010, 08:29 AM

Damn, if this is their work-song I can only imagine how bad are the others.

rlcramer · February 16th, 2010, 08:01 PM

I actually found that video on a video production web site that caters to photographers and cinematographers, SLR lenses, etc. Most of the comments were like "Woah GREAT quality, nice editing, what lenses did you use, etc" (no doubt the person who shot it knows what he's doing). But I think I was the only person over there who truly understood how painful it was to listen to. I'm happy that everyone here can appreciate it as much as me.

And c'mon Nuno - Attack Attack is freakin Pantera compared to this crap. Seriously.

Bobby

February 15th, 2010, 08:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
rlcramer Tone is not in MY fingers Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 330	A REALLY bad song / video... I hate to waste people's time with nonsense like this, but I just saw this video, and I was amazed at how truly bad it was so I figured I'd post it here for you guys to "enjoy." I have a pretty high tolerance for bad music, but this tune struck me as particularly horrific. Fast forward to 3:09 to see a little crabcore action. Crabcore Madness Bobby

February 15th, 2010, 08:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
arv_foh Brian K Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 2,681	music for trees __________________ Audio Engineering, Graphic Design, and Photography www.btkaudio.com www.btkphoto.com

February 15th, 2010, 09:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
JayB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,160	I love how they go all hunched over crabcore like they have to get all into that incredibly lame , easy to play riff. Belongs on Guitar World's Betcha Can't Play This haha __________________ My video games/ tech/ entertainment website: metalarcade.net

February 16th, 2010, 01:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ola Englund Only gay in the village Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,971	wow the video looks really good but the song sucks so bad! __________________ / Ola Englund Check out my Blog! My videos on Youtube My Facebook page

February 16th, 2010, 01:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
Dylan S Celephai Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 1,152	Is that a Marshall MG? Oh my god...in what you might call the 'bridge' the singer is absolutely HORRIBLE! __________________ www.myspace.com/celephai Last edited by Dylan S : February 16th, 2010 at 01:45 AM.

February 16th, 2010, 01:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
gemini8026 always a n00b Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Saskatchewan Canada Posts: 203	the quality of the video is great. In terms of the clarity and quality. As far as the "story" or whatever, LAME The music is terrible, and that singer is beyond brutal. Sometimes these indy bands are blinded by their own shittyness. Good find nonetheless, I enjoy seeing lots of hard work put into a completely crappy product!

February 16th, 2010, 02:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
Morgan C MAX LOUD PRESETS¯\(°_o)/¯ Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 3,670	Why is the mix 'almost' mono, and how the hell did they manage to make such obviously programmed drums so out of time? Not even going to comment on the music. __________________

February 16th, 2010, 02:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
Erkan http://mr-walker.bandcamp Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Gävle, Uppsala, Sweden Posts: 3,294	The singer sounds like me when I have a rough time crapping. __________________ erdo.se My Summer '08 Project: MySpace \| Download @ erdo.se Free Collection of Drum/Cymbal Samples: Download @ erdo.se

February 16th, 2010, 02:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
Erkan http://mr-walker.bandcamp Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Gävle, Uppsala, Sweden Posts: 3,294	And the rest of the band sounds like my poo landing on my previous poo. __________________ erdo.se My Summer '08 Project: MySpace \| Download @ erdo.se Free Collection of Drum/Cymbal Samples: Download @ erdo.se

February 16th, 2010, 04:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
Cryo114 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 609	Took me a long time to realise this wasnt a joke.. Great video quality tho!

February 16th, 2010, 05:30 AM	#16 (permalink)
Last_Confession Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 211	well thats 4 minutes and 34 seconds ill never get back at least i spent them in a mixture of disgust and laughing

February 16th, 2010, 05:31 AM	#17 (permalink)
TheDriller Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fuck burning churches, lets burn down schools and wildlife preserves Posts: 2,214	That slag is wearing Ugg Boots

February 16th, 2010, 05:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
\|Thanatos Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Finland, Turku Posts: 130	Needs moar low end __________________ http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=872321

February 16th, 2010, 06:57 AM	#20 (permalink)
sopulurn how do preset Join Date: May 2009 Location: Finland Posts: 3,531	now that's just terrible besides everything else mentioned here, the ideas are also fucking horrible. The riffs, whatever the drummer plays (see 2:57 for what I mean), etc. And the "solo" is very much out of tune. I guess it's on purpose? __________________ Chaotech Bonemechanics Last edited by sopulurn : February 16th, 2010 at 06:59 AM.

February 16th, 2010, 07:27 AM	#21 (permalink)
Mago Austrian Blech Machine Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,798	well, at least the video looks quite good. __________________ www.harpiaproductions.com HARPIA DEIIS - Melodic Death/Thrash Metal FACEBOOK \| BANDCAMP

February 16th, 2010, 07:45 AM	#22 (permalink)
Nuno Filipe You talkin' to me? Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Portugal Posts: 2,012	Yeah It´s not good BUT it´s still better than attack attack

February 16th, 2010, 08:29 AM	#24 (permalink)
narcossintese Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brazil Posts: 1,555	Damn, if this is their work-song I can only imagine how bad are the others. Last edited by narcossintese : February 16th, 2010 at 10:34 PM.

February 16th, 2010, 08:01 PM	#25 (permalink)
rlcramer Tone is not in MY fingers Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 330	I actually found that video on a video production web site that caters to photographers and cinematographers, SLR lenses, etc. Most of the comments were like "Woah GREAT quality, nice editing, what lenses did you use, etc" (no doubt the person who shot it knows what he's doing). But I think I was the only person over there who truly understood how painful it was to listen to. I'm happy that everyone here can appreciate it as much as me. And c'mon Nuno - Attack Attack is freakin Pantera compared to this crap. Seriously. Bobby