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Old February 15th, 2010, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A REALLY bad song / video...

I hate to waste people's time with nonsense like this, but I just saw this video, and I was amazed at how truly bad it was so I figured I'd post it here for you guys to "enjoy." I have a pretty high tolerance for bad music, but this tune struck me as particularly horrific. Fast forward to 3:09 to see a little crabcore action.

Crabcore Madness

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Old February 15th, 2010, 09:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old February 15th, 2010, 10:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I love how they go all hunched over crabcore like they have to get all into that incredibly lame , easy to play riff. Belongs on Guitar World's Betcha Can't Play This haha
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Old February 16th, 2010, 01:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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This isn't even funny. Holy fuck.
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Old February 16th, 2010, 02:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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wow the video looks really good but the song sucks so bad!
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Old February 16th, 2010, 02:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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the quality of the video is great. In terms of the clarity and quality. As far as the "story" or whatever, LAME

The music is terrible, and that singer is beyond brutal. Sometimes these indy bands are blinded by their own shittyness. Good find nonetheless, I enjoy seeing lots of hard work put into a completely crappy product!
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Old February 16th, 2010, 02:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haha the drummer must go through sticks like crazy.. he just plays so damn hard. :P
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Old February 16th, 2010, 02:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Is that a Marshall MG?

Oh my god...in what you might call the 'bridge' the singer is absolutely HORRIBLE!

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Old February 16th, 2010, 02:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Is that a Marshall MG?

Oh my god...in what you might call the 'bridge' the singer is absolutely HORRIBLE!
Noticed that too..

In what dimension of ANYTHING is this good to anyone?
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Old February 16th, 2010, 03:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Why is the mix 'almost' mono, and how the hell did they manage to make such obviously programmed drums so out of time?

Not even going to comment on the music.
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Old February 16th, 2010, 03:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Why is the mix 'almost' mono, and how the hell did they manage to make such obviously programmed drums so out of time?

Not even going to comment on the music.
my search led me to this:

http://www.myspace.com/wallsofsoundinc

so I guess it's just an e-kit, not programmed.

and damn, that band BLOWS!
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Old February 16th, 2010, 03:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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The singer sounds like me when I have a rough time crapping.
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Old February 16th, 2010, 03:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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And the rest of the band sounds like my poo landing on my previous poo.
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Old February 16th, 2010, 05:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old February 16th, 2010, 05:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Took me a long time to realise this wasnt a joke..

Great video quality tho!
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Old February 16th, 2010, 06:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
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well thats 4 minutes and 34 seconds ill never get back at least i spent them in a mixture of disgust and laughing
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Old February 16th, 2010, 06:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old February 16th, 2010, 06:58 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old February 16th, 2010, 07:14 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old February 16th, 2010, 07:57 AM   #20 (permalink)
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now that's just terrible


besides everything else mentioned here, the ideas are also fucking horrible. The riffs, whatever the drummer plays (see 2:57 for what I mean), etc.

And the "solo" is very much out of tune. I guess it's on purpose?
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Old February 16th, 2010, 08:27 AM   #21 (permalink)
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well, at least the video looks quite good.
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Old February 16th, 2010, 08:45 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Yeah It´s not good BUT it´s still better than attack attack
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Old February 16th, 2010, 08:52 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Yeah It´s not good BUT it´s still better than attack attack
Actually, I don't agree. I must admit there were SOME parts in their music that stick to your head, even if you didn't want them to. This shit doesn't even have as little as that.
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Old February 16th, 2010, 09:29 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Damn, if this is their work-song I can only imagine how bad are the others.

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Old February 16th, 2010, 09:01 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I actually found that video on a video production web site that caters to photographers and cinematographers, SLR lenses, etc. Most of the comments were like "Woah GREAT quality, nice editing, what lenses did you use, etc" (no doubt the person who shot it knows what he's doing). But I think I was the only person over there who truly understood how painful it was to listen to. I'm happy that everyone here can appreciate it as much as me.

And c'mon Nuno - Attack Attack is freakin Pantera compared to this crap. Seriously.

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