Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Virrat/Helsinki, Finland
I think I'll just keep the summary here and edit this post instead of constantly reposting it on the thread. I also added the link to my sig
Updated May 22, 2011 (Finnish time)
Yesterday, I decided to penetrate the universe with a little spaceship, which almost crashed during navigating though a deep, cavernous, rectum-like asteroid field, looking potato head figured black woman. However, her massive lips posed an inept demeanor that others were afraid to penetrate with their horrifically infected chode.
Meanwhile in Finland ghoulish trolls were polka dancing, until a giant octopus sideswiped a minivan. Spilling all the organs on a sexually deviant clown and ruined his sweet clown shoes. Later that day, toads fell from every fucking orifice of NSGUITAR's body until the insurmountable guitarguru777 bursts through with his swollen hot dog fingers to reclaim what Joey Sturgis had done to himself.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", he screamed, masturbating in fury while filming fat-porn. Meanwhile the milf, who's daughter was a retarded crabcorer, got naked and pushed her finger in daddy's ass. He instantly ejaculated and screamed happily into the clown's brand new car, spewing forth the Damn Christians contained "We hate fags!", but suddenly the midget, known as Gary Coleman, rose as a zombie, shouted: "HOLY CRAP! my face is turned inside out due to the traumatic effects of a giant penis inside of his insipid ass crack." The shout was orgasm inducing, yet his ears melted and exploded creating an array of pus and shit!
But suddenly every vagina popped with rage and the fury of crabcore pod tact dissapeared in the Abyss of Wretchedness. A reminder that Gary Coleman was black, yet still a complete racist. 5150's and titties were the topic of the everlasting off topic forum, where tits thread leads sneapsters fapping over estranged cousins into the blackest oblivion, ruled by fragile young girls with their tiny, yet fairly cumbersome, normal clown shoes.
Prepare your anus for millions of Shub-Niggurath's grand children, that will certainly blow your cock like a whistle while listening to beached whales crying. A giant panda sucked my nine assholes with enourmous rage, but suddenly popped a poop out of one of her eyes. Fearing the greatest small minded chick with the biggest…
"It's a TRAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"huh?" he asked... Then chopped off poidaobi's head for going off topic.
ahjteam is a Justin Bieber fanboy, Rebecca Black fanboy, and has a lasergun aimed at David Hasselhoff. Though Chuck Norris appeared cumming on everyone's pasty fat tits and intoned mightily: ''THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA'', but he realized that a handsome, with David Hasselhoff (damn grammar checker), didn't make sense.
So space monkeys farted on everyone. With wanton abandon osama bin-ladins pubes are tasting like Jessica Black's Taint. Which seat will she sit on impaled her tight ass on the Hoff. Or Hoffmaster. His erection grew piss, shit, glue and sealed the deal with a extreme anal party. However, horses appeared and killed EVERYTHING while juggling some Eastgerman Hasselhoff fan´s light potato snacks on mesa racks. The hoff grabbed his leather jacket and his cigarettes, gripping so tightly and drove to Disneyland with Sam, his gay TransAm.
Pulling at his pubic hairs Hoff (This makes sense) then decided that big hairy vaginas smell like they look: anything but like a hamburger made of rats, AKA rat burger, which I often serve my mother while wearing an astronaut suit that can glow in the penis area when bitches approach suckin mah dick.
Anyway...the Hoff faps to Andy Milonakis wearing a batman suit made from bats fur, scrotum, and cow dung while he lap dances in between a bunch of cocks, hitting them cowbellzzz with a flaming purple dildo. Then, Pamela Anderson squashed her magical vagina but replaced it with Slate samples, including Kick 10.
while Slates douchery broke into Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio-gogogoch with zombie Sinatra And Liz Taylor to create a huge mutant penis to decimate the Sturgis trolls while hanging from a balcony in my grandmas ass. Yesterdays baseball game was tripping on Hoogie-Boogie Land! While incinerating his pantaloons, and scraping his shirt, Hulk-style, before empowering the enormously hairy ball sack, that jumped with rage and flew into a window and spat forth these words: "Hugh Jackman! You are really annoying, but you're also freakin Wolverine dude! So, cough up a furball and slit my wrists while I pound his ass, and lay the smackdown."
A rancid stench wafting from crabs, oh fuck... That's like space lobsters swimming in a sea of shit. After the urine-shower kaleidoscopic alien invaders from the multidimensional intergalactic universe arrived in their fancy cock-shaped spaceships, proclaiming that the demands for chewy used tampon entree be donated via the cosmic vaginal Power Rangers vehicle. Mankind will never take enough acid.
Jangoux's penis fetish is sometimes awkward and aesthetically pleasing to ghoulish Sneapsters.
Suddenly in Lapland a mutated giraffe with elephant head looked around and shat. We all saw the supernova coming from spaceships made of Lego and full of obese, middle aged purple monkey dishwashers. This thread rules with a metric-ruler made of metal. Dildos of death singing: "IT'S FRIDAY! and tomorrow SATURDAY. The worst day to appear in a fetching tutu with unshaven legs disrespecting all punctuation, farting in space-suits and pumping methane into dogs asses is the SUNDAY."
I impulsively pissed my toilet seat, but poop spilled rigorously from every hole. Let that dog out of his cage, so Jackson's mom can smear peanutbutter over its abnormally deep belly-button. And after the Jacko awakes from his wet dream, masses of oozing potatoes swarm forth gelatinous masses arise from the Olsen twins titties and strike down the sheep of Egypt. Khnum rose from between his mother's breasts, and fapped insanely until a splash of clotted mother's milk- "You are suck!", Dan Lights said unto the masses as the rage increased at dangerous lightspeed and exploded creating fractalic bananas, strickening the fools.
Meanwhile in Kazakhstan, a man plucked Enter Sandman riff, but Lars sued the swordfish that concocted a potion creating hamburger madness spreading otherworldly burger. Seven minutes later Napster of puppets was not amused. The consequences were like Hiroshima, in a giant clusterfuck damaged the corpses, but without harming the kittens. Yesterday some damn Christians took umbridge after I pissed on imaginary toilet seats, that weren't imaginary.
Fugly fat ducks, drunk with power, twinned with erroneous Mickey Mouse DNA, took some ketamine and emigrated to Erkan's rectal passage. So Devin Townsend was bald. On this day, everyone will go bald, with dandruff falling from their anus, creating a pool of white crap that smells like sweaty hairy bawsacks. or french fries. or vaginal belches. These belches were of vaginal origin, but they smelled like wet dogs bathing in vaginal cosmic blue dung and space onions. Space onions are born with anencephaly, but they fly like a big acid based omelet awash in putrid, stuffed with cheese, and radioactive, onions.
Flash Gordon said "gimme that gun" but Gordon Freeman pooped instead. Grandma blowjobed a horse and choked. Her epileptic black friend anchovies saluted promptly, before encompassing the extremely ridiculous sized plastic hot dog ridiculously hidden beneath a black dildo and George Bush. What on Earth is going on? Madonna is shemale! The shame I got massive eyebrows, but no feet nor any other Darth Vader manatee.
Meanwhile at the bat cave Batman was fapping to Catwomens skid marked lingerie. Joker was watching an erotic cigarette wrapped in baconstrips and bacon strips inside Robin's ass, and bacon strips make me fart alien bacon burgers. Gareth likes bacon wrapped in bacon covered with baconators and bacon sauce while singing Mmmmbop and munching bacon. mmmm, salty bacon twisting through my bacon literature: the bacon bible, with bacon porn shot by Jason Krueger starring Faye Runaway carrying a big Cher vinyl.
Although Cher kinda sucks, Gareth likes her more than dubstep mixed with Korn produced by Sturgis. Despite this, kittens had group sex with crime fighting watching South Park and Family Guy. In any case, Gareth is a massive ollable cunt. If only he had huge dildo-like eyes, he would dance Macarena headbanging and breaking his penis against everyone.
Space onions taste good roasted in semen vinaigrette with multidimensional carrots...
"PLEASE DONT SHOOT, I wanna live! FEED THEM ROOFIES!"
But he shot the roofies in all their tits while bludgeoning their epic meal time beyond Cher's bacon holy fucking flying-cows listen to Foo Fighter. Shit on them. Random asparagus rainbow, Death Cult Armageddon, inside burger king was full of dancing red ninjas stabbing people's stomach acid with banjos made out of mahogany and bacon.
Disregard that, I left my toenails in between the shower head, so my narwhal would dance exotically for alien coffee employees imported from Buttfuckistan leaded by Borat the Bastard. Once I was in yo mommas vajayjay. Anyway, while I was inside her breast, playing ukelele, I found a small, benign tumor.
Asses, generally round, sometimes smell funny unless they are washed. But crotches, on a washing line always smell rosy. Elephants from heaven fire gingerbread artillery to space onions with fermented polygons screamin' "HALLELUJAH, JESUS!!!" whilst looking skyward between plastic bags.
I've always wanted to happy slap someone to death with a spoon shaped cabbage mound whilst digesting ripe space onions that taste like chicken, because I heard a farting noise could change the course of history!
Rooney just scored unknowingly with his balls. Activists cry like bitches when whales drive trucks full of blistering hot virgin dung. Ballapowder is awesome ball clap kick sample that sounds like happy slappy bawls filled with heroin. Anyways, the giant cock handed pirate held the Kraken from its titties of ultimate doom, while Mulder and Scully slip edited shitty Sturgis clones who were tired because they stroked too many cocks. Fap, fap, smack! That was the orgasmic result of 22 page story. Anyway...
Mutant penguins have small micropenises, but huge brains that compose Paramore's religious idols and sex fantasies. Obama is black. So, faps with Paramore to religious erotica: Haley tiny boobies. "So fucking random." he said as his penis went into his mouth, but suddenly ninjas reciting 777 chants made God appear, bringing his nephilim and midget porn into the fold. God said: "I'll be back", then instantly transformed himself into Buttman, the smelly superhero with the power of suffocating methane that's able to spread extremely quick. Rampaging ants under his penis caused malicious foreskin infection. Luckily, Robitussin soothed random access memory chipset thought, sperm with dissociated space-walks and isolated crabs. Only Khlav Kalash understood his name as "dip shit". Cleared his throat, "it was jahbulon" he yelled into a fucking cocksickle the tasted strangely like crab juice mixed with semen. The next day a bionic pigeon killed everybody by sucking on their earlobes until they fell on the sky, gravity having issues, new humans accepted by putting condoms on their huge noses.
"Nachos!" exclaimed the pope while headbanging to Rebecca Black and fucking Marilyn Manson heavily without mercy while licking Pikachu's sister's finger nails. Meanwhile, back at the Sneap forum everyone collectively masturbed with spicy mustard - "Tastes good!", said Jangoux, saliva dripping on Jessica Alba's wet shaved pussy. "Oh dear" said riding a futuristic dulcimer playing device holding the key and eating bananas, the witches cleft in an attempt to penetrate her inner sanctum. "Although it was tight and moist, it felt like razors up Hetfield's rectum which was completely different to Hammett's", said arse-Lars.
Later that evening tampons were purchased for a round of rituals where they smoked them backwards. The flavor was itchy and tasted like chipotle, which resembles bacon dripped in chlorine with a dash of wretched bile oozing out of the witches fingers. And from fingernails, stained with blood, ate Britney beef curtains with salsa tequila tears and roaches. This thread is the most weird thing since spaghetti space onions prevent potassium export from olive oil
Fucking fat ladies is the greatest video of all you can see with one-eyed monster. And now for the inevitable end of cheese supplies, Hitler got ass-fucked through the penis while thoroughly enjoying Backyardigans on TV. It was amazing. Then suddenly, hundreds of Chinese businessmen sneezed simultaneously inside of one tissue that burst into a giant doraemon.
Last edited by ahjteam : May 22nd, 2011 at 02:45 PM.