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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Typical, doesn't surprise me a bit. Damn Christians!
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old July 11th, 2011, 11:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Darn, I didn't mean to spell it right. It just stuck with me, the wrong way. Oh well.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 11:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Now they've gone too far! Not Colouring Books!!!

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Old July 11th, 2011, 11:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old July 11th, 2011, 11:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I love this site. It's basically like The Onion but all about conservative christians. Hilarious. The sad thing is I think there are a lot of people out there who actually read this site and think it's serious. Damn Christians!
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Old July 11th, 2011, 12:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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At my recent college freshmen orientation, I met some kids whom claimed to be “Straight Edge.” I did some research when I finally got home, and the results were shocking. The “Straight Edge” is a street gang. Their code of conduct is audacious and they are super violent as well as super home sexual. They prey on the innocent youths of the world and trick them into being their sex and drug partners
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Old July 11th, 2011, 12:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lmfao, crazy fuckers.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 12:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hang on I may have missed the point a little here......
wait...
Is this site bringing the lulz?Cuz i Just......
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Old July 11th, 2011, 01:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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How relieving it was to finally have found somebody who shares my hatred for home sexuals. Then to find out it's a joke... You can't mess with man's emotions like that!
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Old July 11th, 2011, 01:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old July 11th, 2011, 02:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Home sexuals? Do these guys do it in the street or what?
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this has to be a joke

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Mexicans are always looking for shady ways to get green cards, and gay marriage gives them a trump card. Gay men are easily seduced by Latin giggalos, and would gladly make one a legal citizen for a few minutes of anal sinsex every week. What is to stop these gays from becoming Mormons and marrying multiple illegal immigrants? Definitely not the Mormons because they like that sort of thing. We must stop this before our country becomes nothing more than a gay Mexico.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 02:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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this has to be a joke
Yes, the whole site is one big joke. It's making fun of Christians. Just like someone said above, it's kinda like The Onion and the way they make fun of the news. It's all satirical.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 02:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I'm homogay for this website. Pure hilarity.

Anybody read the comment sections underneath the articles? I can't tell who's serious and who's not.
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Old July 12th, 2011, 07:11 AM   #17 (permalink)
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So the site is a joke or not? I really can't tell because I'v talked to many people who say things just like on that website.
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Old July 12th, 2011, 08:04 AM   #18 (permalink)
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"homosexual twinkle fingerings"? ??? ???

WTF? bahahaha!
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Old July 12th, 2011, 08:41 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I also wan't to know if this is a joke or not. If not i'm outrage
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Old July 12th, 2011, 09:03 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Haha, come on guys. It is clearly a 100% joke

Just take a look at this. This was posted before, but you can not miss the hilarity in this article
http://christwire.org/2011/06/the-7-...ot-be-allowed/

Some pickings from the article.

"FYI is a homogay term originally meant to mean “For Your Anus” but they didn’t know how to spell anus."

"Studies show Mac users are mostly gay"

"Small electric cars are what homogays drive around in."

"Liberals are mostly gay. This fact has been proven by study after study."

"Are there single moms in the office? They are most likely lesbians."

"Are there large amounts of toilet paper missing from the company bathroom? This could be because one of your co-workers is using it to plug up his anal wounds suffered during sinful nights of playing hide the sausage with Pedro the janitor. "

"Vegitarian food spells homogay clearer than fifteen foot letters on the side of a hill."


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