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Old August 9th, 2011, 10:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Warning for all you!Also do you know why?

I put bleach in my toilet to help clean out the bowl.Well,several hours later I went to take a dump.I proceeded to let my turds drop in the bleach instead of flushing the bleach first.I noticed when they hit the bleach they fizzed and a very notious smell came from the toilet,(not my the smell of my turd)like a gas or something.It makes it hard to breath and also burns my eyes.

So does anyone know is mixing poop and bleach makes a dangerous gas?
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Old August 9th, 2011, 10:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Piss + bleach = chlorine gas.
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Old August 9th, 2011, 11:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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During World War I, the Germans experimented with numerous poisonous gases for use during war. After the first German chlorine gas attacks, Allied troops were supplied with masks of cotton pads that had been soaked in urine. It was believed that the ammonia in the pad neutralized the chlorine. These pads were held over the face until the soldiers could escape from the poisonous fumes, although it is now known that chlorine gas reacts with urine to produce toxic fumes (see chlorine and Use of poison gas in World War I).

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Old August 10th, 2011, 12:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old August 10th, 2011, 12:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old August 10th, 2011, 12:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old August 10th, 2011, 02:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Except for the piss part this was explained to me at every job I've had where there was any effort put into safety training.
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Old August 10th, 2011, 03:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old August 10th, 2011, 04:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Isn't anus bleaching all the rage in the porn industry?
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No ... anal scrubbing is days before a shoot. To clean up the "ring around the collar"
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Hahaha but anal bleaching is pretty common right?
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Hahaha but anal bleaching is pretty common right?
the anal bleaching is done for movies/photoshoots that involve "anal gapes"

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