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isolation_years · March 8th, 2012, 03:28 PM

sry but.....americans talking about beer

. ive had your 3 and 4% beers. it requires a marathon of drinking and pissing to get drunk, but i recognise i am still a lightweight (literally, im only 150 pounds

)

then again its dirt cheap compared to canada so....

PhlegethonVeins · March 8th, 2012, 03:30 PM

Most of the beers I drink range from 6-9% ABV.

Pat115 · March 8th, 2012, 09:35 PM

Same here! I have a nice Unibroue 17 waiting for me in the fridge. 750ml of pure 10% Extra strong dark ale

Nanain · March 9th, 2012, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animaltracks

wait till you are 31 and then you go like 3000 fakken times

yesh !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by isolation_years

6 beers and im near dead. no tolerance

so true, sometimes i can drink a lot, and others just 3 and i´m ok.
bbq give more resistance

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhlegethonVeins

I'll pass. Do you know how weird it is to wake up to your girlfriend patting your leg saying "Jason, you're humping me in your sleep."?

*(I'm guessing a couple of those factors would make it impossible for you to know XD )

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhlegethonVeins

Most of the beers I drink range from 6-9% ABV.

I like the taste in beers who have less than 4°

DarkGift · March 9th, 2012, 04:06 AM

"bbq give more resistance" = so true

Animaltracks · March 9th, 2012, 05:39 AM

Tequila and weed increases resistance when drinking beer wether you believe it or not

DarkGift · March 9th, 2012, 06:33 AM

you're a tequila

Animaltracks · March 9th, 2012, 06:39 AM

you're a beer then?, can I drink you?

Nanain · March 9th, 2012, 07:06 AM

^xDDDD

tequila limon y sal <3

stefan86 · March 9th, 2012, 02:18 PM

Belac · March 9th, 2012, 03:33 PM

Belac · March 9th, 2012, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animaltracks

Tequila and weed increases resistance when drinking beer wether you believe it or not

Increases resistance to what? Frost, Fire or Lightning?

Animaltracks · March 10th, 2012, 12:56 PM

to everything on this world

stefan86 · March 10th, 2012, 01:15 PM

SLOWLY WE RAUUUT

isolation_years · March 10th, 2012, 01:34 PM

lol great so i have the alcohol tolerance of a tiny spanish girl >_>

pat, i love those, we have a few in new brunswick (like maudite, satans beer). anyone try aventinus? its 12% and tastes like olive oil, but fuck it gets you wasted fast.

resistance, and to what degree? is it strong (50% damage), null? repel? drain?

never

gonna
finsih
this
essay
on
mother
fucking
potential
energy
graphs

FUCK

WRrEeTaIRtEhDs · March 10th, 2012, 02:36 PM

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isolation_years · March 10th, 2012, 03:09 PM

glad i clicked on that video, i forgot how fucking hilarious top_opeth_fan was

Belac · March 10th, 2012, 04:42 PM

I watched it too, lol.

And wasted after 6 beers? That's like my room mate. He drinks 1 of those bigass 1.18L bottles of Maximum Ice (it's 7.1%) and he is fucking done, even a couple more small beers after that = hangover and barfing for him.... I don't even know if that is scientifically possible.

Belac · March 10th, 2012, 05:40 PM

You know who I miss? Sexwind

isolation_years · March 10th, 2012, 05:49 PM

welcome to my world, 150 pounds. i bought 6 moosehead (5%) for tonight, although i think i might only drink 4. i drank 5 last weekend and nearly vomited

i kinda miss him too...he started a new facebook page for some reason and asked me and like 150 other people to readd him on his new facebook page. needless to say after like 300 fucking emails (half in swedish) that is the last ive ever heard from him.

but he made it past that phase where we relentlessly teased him so hes still good in my books

Belac · March 10th, 2012, 06:01 PM

Yeah this forum corrupted him, he used to be so up-tight

stefan86 · March 10th, 2012, 07:28 PM

in the ass

Belac · March 10th, 2012, 07:44 PM

yes, his rectum

Pat115 · March 10th, 2012, 09:21 PM

Nice! I love the Maudite

The "Fin du monde" is also fuckin' awesome

I never tried the Aventinus. I'll try to find some

Quote:

Originally Posted by isolation_years

pat, i love those, we have a few in new brunswick (like maudite, satans beer). anyone try aventinus? its 12% and tastes like olive oil, but fuck it gets you wasted fast.

stefan86 · March 11th, 2012, 05:30 AM

March 8th, 2012, 03:28 PM	#78676 (permalink)
isolation_years Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 6,790	sry but.....americans talking about beer . ive had your 3 and 4% beers. it requires a marathon of drinking and pissing to get drunk, but i recognise i am still a lightweight (literally, im only 150 pounds ) then again its dirt cheap compared to canada so.... __________________

March 8th, 2012, 03:30 PM	#78677 (permalink)
PhlegethonVeins Autopsy Obsessed Join Date: May 2005 Location: WI Posts: 6,170	Most of the beers I drink range from 6-9% ABV. __________________ http://www.last.fm/user/Nehebkau I am a god. A prime being. I shall impale you on the crumbled pillars Of the millennium.

March 8th, 2012, 09:35 PM	#78678 (permalink)
Pat115 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Quebec Posts: 1,074	Same here! I have a nice Unibroue 17 waiting for me in the fridge. 750ml of pure 10% Extra strong dark ale __________________

March 9th, 2012, 04:06 AM	#78680 (permalink)
DarkGift ov Doom Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 25,718	"bbq give more resistance" = so true __________________ Desolator: http://www.myspace.com/desolatorswe http://www.facebook.com/DesolatorSwe Death Metal Within the Fall: http://www.facebook.com/WithinTheFall http://www.youtube.com/withinthefall Death/Doom Metal last.fm: http://www.lastfm.se/user/Anubis-

March 9th, 2012, 06:33 AM	#78682 (permalink)
DarkGift ov Doom Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 25,718	you're a tequila __________________ Desolator: http://www.myspace.com/desolatorswe http://www.facebook.com/DesolatorSwe Death Metal Within the Fall: http://www.facebook.com/WithinTheFall http://www.youtube.com/withinthefall Death/Doom Metal last.fm: http://www.lastfm.se/user/Anubis-

March 9th, 2012, 05:39 AM	#78681 (permalink)
Animaltracks this member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: planet earth Posts: 6,639	Tequila and weed increases resistance when drinking beer wether you believe it or not

March 9th, 2012, 06:39 AM	#78683 (permalink)
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March 9th, 2012, 02:18 PM	#78685 (permalink)
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March 9th, 2012, 03:33 PM	#78686 (permalink)
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March 10th, 2012, 12:56 PM	#78688 (permalink)
Animaltracks this member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: planet earth Posts: 6,639	to everything on this world

March 10th, 2012, 01:15 PM	#78689 (permalink)
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March 10th, 2012, 01:34 PM	#78690 (permalink)
isolation_years Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 6,790	lol great so i have the alcohol tolerance of a tiny spanish girl >_> pat, i love those, we have a few in new brunswick (like maudite, satans beer). anyone try aventinus? its 12% and tastes like olive oil, but fuck it gets you wasted fast. resistance, and to what degree? is it strong (50% damage), null? repel? drain? never gonna finsih this essay on mother fucking potential energy graphs FUCK __________________

March 10th, 2012, 02:36 PM	#78691 (permalink)
WRrEeTaIRtEhDs Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 221	David är 3ett vid6rigt jäv5la 6ansi9kte 6jag 3h atar 36den jävl a sn69ub ben6. 6

March 10th, 2012, 03:09 PM	#78692 (permalink)
isolation_years Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 6,790	glad i clicked on that video, i forgot how fucking hilarious top_opeth_fan was __________________

March 10th, 2012, 04:42 PM	#78693 (permalink)
Belac Flesh To Steel Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Windsor, Canada Posts: 3,904	I watched it too, lol. And wasted after 6 beers? That's like my room mate. He drinks 1 of those bigass 1.18L bottles of Maximum Ice (it's 7.1%) and he is fucking done, even a couple more small beers after that = hangover and barfing for him.... I don't even know if that is scientifically possible.

March 10th, 2012, 05:40 PM	#78694 (permalink)
Belac Flesh To Steel Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Windsor, Canada Posts: 3,904	You know who I miss? Sexwind

March 10th, 2012, 05:49 PM	#78695 (permalink)
isolation_years Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 6,790	welcome to my world, 150 pounds. i bought 6 moosehead (5%) for tonight, although i think i might only drink 4. i drank 5 last weekend and nearly vomited i kinda miss him too...he started a new facebook page for some reason and asked me and like 150 other people to readd him on his new facebook page. needless to say after like 300 fucking emails (half in swedish) that is the last ive ever heard from him. but he made it past that phase where we relentlessly teased him so hes still good in my books __________________

March 10th, 2012, 06:01 PM	#78696 (permalink)
Belac Flesh To Steel Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Windsor, Canada Posts: 3,904	Yeah this forum corrupted him, he used to be so up-tight

March 10th, 2012, 07:28 PM	#78697 (permalink)
stefan86 invariably off-topic Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 42,508	in the ass __________________ Desolator (Swedish Old School Death Metal): http://www.facebook.com/DesolatorSwe?ref=ts Ending Quest (Swedish Old School Death Metal): http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ending...46404308776819 Soliloquium (Death/Doom Metal): http://www.facebook.com/pages/Solilo...36215949804095

March 10th, 2012, 07:44 PM	#78698 (permalink)
Belac Flesh To Steel Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Windsor, Canada Posts: 3,904	yes, his rectum

March 11th, 2012, 05:30 AM	#78700 (permalink)
stefan86 invariably off-topic Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 42,508	__________________ Desolator (Swedish Old School Death Metal): http://www.facebook.com/DesolatorSwe?ref=ts Ending Quest (Swedish Old School Death Metal): http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ending...46404308776819 Soliloquium (Death/Doom Metal): http://www.facebook.com/pages/Solilo...36215949804095