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October 13th, 2006, 02:30 PM
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The Unintentional Flirt
It seems like whenever I wander out into the real world, I am always making the little women smile. A while ago I headed over to pick up some McDonalds for my mom's lunch because she was working very hard and couldn't leave to get lunch. I don't recall really what I ordered but I got lunch for both of us, and went to pay... I forgot to hit the bank before I went so I had a couple dollars and some quarters from my car. I paid, and somehow I had change of one penny. The little girl teller was putting the money in the register, and as sly as a fox, I said, "You can keep the penny."
I thought about it in my head afterwords, thinking wow - that was really offensive, to me even. I thought my own statement was offensive. But she smiled and almost came to a giggle. Maybe I just have a way with women. Maybe it was the way I delivered the line that made her turn to putty. I don't know what the heck happened that day, but it just continued to prove that I, the Oinkinator, am good with the ladies.  |
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October 14th, 2006, 09:44 PM
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Sketcher
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eh well thats cool 
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October 14th, 2006, 09:50 PM
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October 14th, 2006, 09:58 PM
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Manfred von Richthofen
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this thread = ftw
just because it made me laugh
...how is telling someone they can keep a penny offensive?
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October 15th, 2006, 12:59 AM
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hazey jane
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lol... and 
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October 15th, 2006, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Söy
how is telling someone they can keep a penny offensive?
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I dunno maybe he thought saying that would make her think "You think I'm so poor a penny would matter to me?" lol that's all I can think of.
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October 15th, 2006, 10:52 AM
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Yeah something like that. I guess since she was working at McDonalds and I generally think of McDonalds as a place for desperate people to work (those who couldn't get hired somewhere better, as better places totally outnumber the McDonalds in the area) afterwords I realized it probably was offensive though she did giggle, but then later that night she probably cried her eyes out.  |
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October 15th, 2006, 08:07 PM
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In lulz we trust
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I've had a similar experience, except it was more in the vein of douchebagism than flirtatiousness. Either way, it was funny as hell.
When I was in highschool, I ate at a local diner every day with my friends during lunch. We always joke around with the waitress and one day when it came to paying, I put a penny in the tip jar and said "Don't spend it all in one place". Fuck that was funny
PS. I'm also very good with the ladies 
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October 19th, 2006, 12:46 AM
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I dip my forefinger...
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This thread is not very metal. What with talk of mcdonalds and unintentional flirting. Rubbish
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October 19th, 2006, 02:25 AM
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The Wind Of Mayhem
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no, no, no, no, no.
check out my sig.
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On a related note, "back then", whenever I went to take a leak in the toilet, and someone left a floater, I always pretended it was an anti-aircraft installation on the back of a truck, and my A-10 Warthog had to strafe it with streams of yellow tracer bullets. It would move around, sure, but if I kept my accuracy, it would eventually be destroyed.
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October 19th, 2006, 03:04 AM
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I dip my forefinger...
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lmfao, not hot at all
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