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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Biggest Pricks Online/photoshop needed

Well, can you name any? Aside from the ones you actually enjoy (i.e. Maddox)?

I for one, can't stand most of the writers at ANUS, take a look at this review:
Click here to read a psuedo-intellectuals opinion on standards for aesthetics

So yeah, are there any writers that you loathe that you constantly come across online?


Also, post some good photoshop material for me; I can't seem to find decent stock photos to work with. I promise I'll post the results
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Old July 26th, 2007, 08:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Do you have a wang?

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Old July 26th, 2007, 10:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Does it matter?

And give me photoshop material; as it is I'm far too bitter to argue with anyone
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Old July 26th, 2007, 10:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Just reminded me, I don't remember seeing an answer.


And I don't know exactly what pictures you're looking for.
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Old July 27th, 2007, 03:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Just photoshop Mr. Sack.
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Old July 27th, 2007, 08:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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For stock, try Stock Exchange. All of the pics are royalty free and they have thousands.

Edit: My vote for biggest prick goes to Drew Ailes from Metal-Review.
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Old July 28th, 2007, 10:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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^Thanks Chris, that should work cool. I hope it has more variety than flicker and deviant art....all those models usually look like emo or goth bitches...
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Agreed.
BTW, my vote for online douche goes to Drew Ailes of metal Review.
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Old July 29th, 2007, 01:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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so do we post actual pics from these online bitches cuz I don't have any pics from BasilisK
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