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Old July 26th, 2007, 09:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How would you describe your gf?

How would you describe your gf?

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Old July 27th, 2007, 01:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Gotich churches.. or else, death or at least a daemon or something
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Soif de pils!

I taste the fear to numb the tear
Trapped by the source of my infection
I play the martyr submerged in this pool

Life is seen so cold and benign
I don't want to be saved I'm next in line to die
Labeled sick, but I'm just a man
Everyone I love has left me for dead
This void illusion I suffer for, they made me their god

And I am so much more than you
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Old July 27th, 2007, 03:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Saggy tits.
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Shining in the silvery light, Watching me with wistful eyes
Evanescent this vision, Unattainable this illusion
But an image in my troubled dreams, Hewn out of yearning and rue


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Old July 27th, 2007, 04:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"Holy shit"
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Old July 27th, 2007, 10:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Santa.
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Old July 27th, 2007, 11:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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my ex-girlfriend
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Old July 27th, 2007, 12:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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tell Mima to get a myspace so you two can chat even more! You two would make an adorable couple.
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Old July 27th, 2007, 02:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Mario's mum
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Old July 27th, 2007, 07:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I would have said the cover of the new Behemoth CD until the thread creator pulled the strings on his prank.

Ya'll been fucked, son.
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Old July 27th, 2007, 08:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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my ex-girlfriend
Sorry to hear bro, you always had a cool avi and balls to proclaim your love.
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I honestly don't know one person who isn't turned on by throbbing horse-cock.
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Old July 28th, 2007, 03:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Stupid, but she's fun.
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