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K ;)
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Germany
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Originally Posted by Seraphim Belial
I help people open their damned email all day 
Or I have to help them use microsoft word....for fucks sakes it has a help function! I've been replaced by a shoddy program and I still get paid! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! |
that job sounds terrible... i guess that sometimes you just want to scream "go fuck yourself" to the people?
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September 18th, 2007, 01:49 PM
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Endemic Vagabond
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Rialto/Rancho Cackamonga - California
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Constantly.
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September 18th, 2007, 02:39 PM
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K ;)
Join Date: Jul 2005
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so those people complaini9ng are actually students?! i have never seen someone who is around my age and cant check his/her emails...
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September 18th, 2007, 02:54 PM
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Cursed Be "Iron"-ing. Oho
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I stood up from my desk, kicked over the computer, pulled a large clump of hair from my head and yelled "IN MY DREAMS! IT'S ALWAYS THERE! THE EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS MY MIND AND BRINGS ME TO DESPAIR".
I then proceed to run down the halls, and with a deathly growl any singer would be proud of, I sacrificed a baby and killed a nun.
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Well that's an exaggeration. I only injured the nun. But boy, she knew she'd been injured. Injured good 
Note: The majority of the above is a lie. Emphasised by the point that I don't even have a job. But if it did....
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Originally Posted by cookiecutter
I would make a positive comment but you have small breasts so I won't
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September 18th, 2007, 03:27 PM
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Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Gierle (Belgium)
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September 18th, 2007, 03:57 PM
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September 22nd, 2007, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Manchester
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Originally Posted by Socrates
I stood up from my desk, kicked over the computer, pulled a large clump of hair from my head and yelled "IN MY DREAMS! IT'S ALWAYS THERE! THE EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS MY MIND AND BRINGS ME TO DESPAIR".
I then proceed to run down the halls, and with a deathly growl any singer would be proud of, I sacrificed a baby and killed a nun.
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Well that's an exaggeration. I only injured the nun. But boy, she knew she'd been injured. Injured good
Note: The majority of the above is a lie. Emphasised by the point that I don't even have a job. But if it did.... |
wow.....you are F*cking awsome
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December 5th, 2007, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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I made my Principal look like a complete dipshit in front of the whole 8th grade at the Catholic school I went to.
I don't think thats very Metal though.
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December 5th, 2007, 06:17 PM
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Kvlt black metal addict
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: England
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I'm still a student, so I don't have a job.
But a few months back me and some friends went to some shitty affair of a beach, and we managed to scare off three families and make four children cry by playing Nile at full blast on a portable houseparty (those things can get pretty loud!)
totally public, too, so we were fully within our rights ^ ^
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December 5th, 2007, 06:33 PM
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OMG A MUTANTLLAMA!
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Socrates
I stood up from my desk, kicked over the computer, pulled a large clump of hair from my head and yelled "IN MY DREAMS! IT'S ALWAYS THERE! THE EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS MY MIND AND BRINGS ME TO DESPAIR".
I then proceed to run down the halls, and with a deathly growl any singer would be proud of, I sacrificed a baby and killed a nun.
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Well that's an exaggeration. I only injured the nun. But boy, she knew she'd been injured. Injured good
Note: The majority of the above is a lie. Emphasised by the point that I don't even have a job. But if it did.... |
LOL
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take one for the team; get her pregnant so we can all get back on topic.
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It would be better if they kicked a ball back and fourth for nine hours and then after a while said ball rolled into a huge fucking net.
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