OK, last week I had to sack my secretary tell me if this is just.
OK, last week was my birthday and I didn't feel well waking up on the morning, I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be in a good mood and at least say happy birthday....nothing....I thought...well that's
F*CKING MARRIAGE FOR YOU.
I mumbled to myself At least the f*cking kids will remember...
BITCH.... my kids came down the stairs for breakfast, not a f*cking word.
SO, when I left for work I felt like..WTF..Wot did I do to deserve this crap and from my kids who I love with a passion, the little
C**TS.
As I walked into work my secretary said good morning Adrian..I said good morning Jane..she said and Happy Birthday Adrian. As I walked to my office I had A tear run down my face as I was thinking of my family and how they didn't give a F*CK about me.
Time was 1pm, the secretary came into my office and said Adrian seems its your birthday would you like to get some lunch, my shout...I said Jane that's the nicest thing anyone has asked me all day, so yes lets go.
We went to lunch, but we didn't end up going to our normal coffee shop, instead Jane chose a quiet bistro, we had 2 beers each and a light lunch, Jane's not a big eater.
SO, on the way back to the office Jane asked, do we have to go straight back to work..do we..I said I guess not Jane I've had a shit of a morning it can't get any worse.
Jane asked if we could pop into her house on the way, its just around the corner...OK I said...We get to Jane's house and as soon as we are in she said I'm just going to the bathroom I'll be out in a minute, please make yourself at home Adrian she said with a sexy smile....So I did.
After a few minutes Jane comes out carrying a BIRTHDAY CAKE followed by my wife my kids and my friends and co-workers singing
HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY.
I just sat there....
On her
F*CKING COUCH
F*CKING NAKED.......
<<< Hes a happy guy! 
