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Old September 25th, 2007, 07:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post your sad crap here:

So yeah, the sad thread.





Anyway, I haven't been having the best relationship with my girlfriend in a while - notably due to my depression. Anyway, she asked to take a break from me and moved out of the house. I thought this was temporary, and were still together (just literally, taking some time apart). Anyway, I check her myspace and it says she is single.

Now I am sad... It kind of does feel like those 3 1/2 years together meant nothing




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Old September 25th, 2007, 07:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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At least you can get a fucking gf, I can't my nose is too fucking big.
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Old September 25th, 2007, 08:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dude, I have a huge nose too.

I'm afraid to post it though for fear of people with photoshop
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Old September 25th, 2007, 08:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ssssssssssnnnnnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP OUT OF THE DEPRESSION SHIT

her MySpace might say she's single...

then put in your space SINGLE and have some FCKIN FUN WHILST YOUR.........S I N G L E..


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Old September 25th, 2007, 09:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey, we should start a "Big Honker Club", because my buddy calls me "The Wizard of Shnoz"
But seriously bro, if need be talk to a professional or something. If it is a serious issue, there's always medication. I say if it impairs your quality of life, then there is a problem.
Now go find a girl with a big beak too and you guys can make little big beak babies. (Or something?)
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Old September 25th, 2007, 11:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Don't have a myspace myself; but I'm all for the club.
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Old September 26th, 2007, 12:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Can I join? My nose is pretty big to and to make things worse I broke it twice and didn't treat it twice. So basically it's big and fucked up
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Old September 26th, 2007, 01:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Save all your money for a nose job. A friend of mine got a nose job and it changed his life. He was so happy. It looks terrible and painful with the bandages at first. He said he would take the pain all over again for the great results.
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Old September 26th, 2007, 02:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Save all your money for a nose job. A friend of mine got a nose job and it changed his life. He was so happy. It looks terrible and painful with the bandages at first. He said he would take the pain all over again for the great results.
I think anyone who has cosmetic surgery for aesthetic reasons is nothing short of fucking stupid. Be fine with what you got. I can't even beleive someone would suggest that.

It wasn't the nose that made his girlfriend move out.

@ Seraphim Belial - Had she previously put on her MySpace that she wasn't single? It's very possible she just never updated it...
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Old September 26th, 2007, 02:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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this thread ain't that sad anymore
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