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September 25th, 2007, 07:08 PM
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Endemic Vagabond
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Rialto/Rancho Cackamonga - California
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Post your sad crap here:
So yeah, the sad thread.
Anyway, I haven't been having the best relationship with my girlfriend in a while - notably due to my depression. Anyway, she asked to take a break from me and moved out of the house. I thought this was temporary, and were still together (just literally, taking some time apart). Anyway, I check her myspace and it says she is single.
Now I am sad... It kind of does feel like those 3 1/2 years together meant nothing
Share your horrible life so we can all dwell in misery together

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September 25th, 2007, 07:13 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Ellicott City, Maryland
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At least you can get a fucking gf, I can't my nose is too fucking big.
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September 25th, 2007, 08:03 PM
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Endemic Vagabond
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Rialto/Rancho Cackamonga - California
Posts: 7,852
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 Dude, I have a huge nose too.
I'm afraid to post it though for fear of people with photoshop 
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September 25th, 2007, 08:13 PM
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50 QUID.I.A.S.A.FOR
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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ssssssssssnnnnnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP OUT OF THE DEPRESSION SHIT
her MySpace might say she's single...
then put in your space SINGLE and have some  FCKIN FUN WHILST YOUR.........S I N G L E.. 
Plenty more fish in the sea, you only liv once,  SO FCKIN LIV IT   
"PARTY ON GARTH" 
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September 25th, 2007, 09:13 PM
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twatwaffle
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Your mother
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Hey, we should start a "Big Honker Club", because my buddy calls me "The Wizard of Shnoz" 
But seriously bro, if need be talk to a professional or something. If it is a serious issue, there's always medication. I say if it impairs your quality of life, then there is a problem.
Now go find a girl with a big beak too and you guys can make little big beak babies. (Or something?) 
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September 25th, 2007, 11:06 PM
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Endemic Vagabond
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Rialto/Rancho Cackamonga - California
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Don't have a myspace myself; but I'm all for the club.
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September 26th, 2007, 12:30 PM
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Pђagist Pђanboy
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: United Kingdom
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" A life free of guilt exists when the eye fights daylight yet unseen.
A book with not a page written means hope yet sometimes to be... "
The Stillborn One
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September 26th, 2007, 01:59 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Save all your money for a nose job. A friend of mine got a nose job and it changed his life. He was so happy. It looks terrible and painful with the bandages at first. He said he would take the pain all over again for the great results.
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September 26th, 2007, 02:04 PM
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Creator of Crumpet Metal
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Leicester, UK
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Originally Posted by Achtland
Save all your money for a nose job. A friend of mine got a nose job and it changed his life. He was so happy. It looks terrible and painful with the bandages at first. He said he would take the pain all over again for the great results.
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I think anyone who has cosmetic surgery for aesthetic reasons is nothing short of fucking stupid. Be fine with what you got. I can't even beleive someone would suggest that.
It wasn't the nose that made his girlfriend move out.
@ Seraphim Belial - Had she previously put on her MySpace that she wasn't single? It's very possible she just never updated it...
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September 26th, 2007, 02:15 PM
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Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Gierle (Belgium)
Posts: 11,339
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this thread ain't that sad anymore 
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tell Mima to get a myspace so you two can chat even more! You two would make an adorable couple. 
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