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Old December 5th, 2007, 06:37 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Last year my school went through 3 bomb threats. The first one they let us out of school and we went home. The second we went to this place down the street where we had to stay until the end of a normal school day. The 3rd one we had to go onto the buses and we just sat there doing nothing.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 07:36 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Old December 7th, 2007, 08:26 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Learned I'm getting pissed 4 times in 2 weeks over the holidays

Party on the 21st.

Christmas getting pissed.

31st new years party

5th of Jan a mates birthday
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Old December 19th, 2007, 01:40 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Old December 19th, 2007, 03:39 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Learned I'm getting pissed 4 times in 2 weeks over the holidays

Party on the 21st.

Christmas getting pissed.

31st new years party

5th of Jan a mates birthday
A A... Have A nice day..

No drinks for me I'LL be doing all the driving...

I'll be the only FATsober Santa this Christmas...

even Sants himself will have a drink on Christmas day, but who's going to pull him over and do the breathe test..
or make him walk the straight line or make him touch his nose.......I'd like to see that...

PS: that would be the best thing...
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Old December 22nd, 2007, 04:18 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Old December 23rd, 2007, 09:58 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Nothing I can think of.
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Old December 28th, 2007, 12:26 AM   #108 (permalink)
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going on a vacation with all my best mates (chicks included) to a cabin up in a place called sun river for 6 days. =].
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Old December 28th, 2007, 11:48 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Old January 5th, 2008, 09:03 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Best Thing, Got my new guitar ;D
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