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Old December 22nd, 2007, 10:30 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old December 23rd, 2007, 04:41 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I hope one of the accounts I mess up can be a guy with a gf. That way I can do a fake online break up and make her think her bf is gay. Also make all the dudes friends think he's gay.
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Old January 1st, 2008, 12:05 AM   #28 (permalink)
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2. If your kitchen sink has a sprayer next to the sink, take a rubber band and wrap it around the handle to keep the trigger pulled. Aim the nozzle in the direction of where the person would stand in front of the sink. Next time who ever tries to use the faucet, they are getting an automatic bath. It's even better if you are there to see the reaction. HA!
Got the wife with this one tonight. She got hit and ran, spraying water all over the kitchen and tagging her cat good in the process (I had just dropped a chunk of meat on the floor for her so she never saw it coming). Bad part is, I had to get in and shut the water off and had one helluva mess to mop up but the non-stop string of profanities and the wet t-shirt were worth their weight in gold.
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Old January 5th, 2008, 10:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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