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Old December 14th, 2007, 05:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Genitals

So yeah, I got 'em. They're cool. Join me in my sac triumph! Hooray! (There is no point here, I just wanted to say 'genitals'). So what I'm 5 years old. Fuck off.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 05:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wtf?
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take one for the team; get her pregnant so we can all get back on topic.
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It would be better if they kicked a ball back and fourth for nine hours and then after a while said ball rolled into a huge fucking net.
edit: Then the game would end 1-0 and a bunch of Europeans would shoot flares at each other.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 07:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Piss on your tiny junk.





Snap.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 09:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Your wife likes my junk just fine, thank you.

And Ballsac, what rock are you hiding under? I see you pop up like a wet tit every two weeks then slink back into the nether darkness. Don't tell me you have a life or something. I know better.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 10:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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When I'm not wrecking your old lady, I'm around, but this forum is rarely worth a post.
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Old December 15th, 2007, 06:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old December 15th, 2007, 09:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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When I'm not wrecking your old lady, I'm around, but this forum is rarely worth a post.
Sure it is. I think.
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It would be better if they kicked a ball back and fourth for nine hours and then after a while said ball rolled into a huge fucking net.
edit: Then the game would end 1-0 and a bunch of Europeans would shoot flares at each other.
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Old December 15th, 2007, 10:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I see you pop up like a wet tit
I am intrigued by the mechanics of the above quote
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Old December 15th, 2007, 11:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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^ Wow. I've never intrigued anyone before. I feel smart now.
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Old December 15th, 2007, 12:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I thought tits popped up when they were cold
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Everyone I love has left me for dead
This void illusion I suffer for, they made me their god

And I am so much more than you
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