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Old December 30th, 2003, 09:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking "...and for some reason the dirtbag was wearing eyeliner." LMAO!!!!

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Old December 30th, 2003, 09:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL!

"I saw them live a couple weeks ago and was blown away, they put on a damn good live show plus they really got the fans into it. But for some odd reason i talked to their vocalist after the show, and the dirt bag was wearing eye liner."
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Old December 31st, 2003, 12:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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: I hate this band and all the derivative crappy bands they spawned. Power
: metal should not mix with extreme metal. It's like eating ketchup with fish. No. No. No.

let's all send him raw fishes with ketchup all over them!!!!!!!!!
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Old December 31st, 2003, 01:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hmm ketchup and fish... i wonder how much time it'll be before those damn japs and their searchbots pick this up and suddenly there's ketchup in every sushi restaurant in the world...
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Old December 31st, 2003, 02:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I hate this band and all the derivative crappy bands they spawned. Power metal should not mix with extreme metal. It's like eating ketchup with fish. No. No. No.
honesty, I like fish with ketchup...
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Old December 31st, 2003, 03:03 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Talk about gay and lying.
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Old December 31st, 2003, 07:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old December 31st, 2003, 11:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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> before those damn japs and their searchbots

That's a fucking racist comment and if i didn't like you i'd bad-rep you for it.
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Old December 31st, 2003, 12:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haha i meant no racial offense, mr humor cop ;-)
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Old December 31st, 2003, 01:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Thank you, I needed a nice good laugh I'm stilling feelin the hangage from last night... damn.
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Old December 31st, 2003, 03:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I like fish and ketchup.
I like my girlfriend, too (sorry, can't stop thinking of her)
I like cake.
I like black metal (WOAAAAAAAAARGH!!!)
I like me.


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Old December 31st, 2003, 03:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I like fish and ketchup.
I like my girlfriend, too (sorry, can't stop thinking of her)
I like cake.
I like black metal (WOAAAAAAAAARGH!!!)
I like me.


*Goes to touch himself*
I like ketchup and fish except not on cake.
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Old December 31st, 2003, 05:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ok so I just read all that shit and I say we beat each and everyones ass! (like in Jay and Silent Bob) im serious here. Lets start the fucking CoB revolution.

*Power metal should not mix with extreme metal. It's like eating ketchup with fish. No. No. No.*
We must kill that guy right now!!!
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Old December 31st, 2003, 05:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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heyyyy Alexi's not a dirtbag... and I looovvee his eyeliner : puts on eyeliner, too:

so... HA!
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Old December 31st, 2003, 09:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
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*lol*

*puts on eyeliner*
*eats fish with ketchup*
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Old January 1st, 2004, 01:07 AM   #16 (permalink)
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> I like my girlfriend, too (sorry, can't stop thinking of her)

i want a girlfriend tooooooooo

well i have this uh... intimate friend ---fukkkin hot, gorgeous black babe--- but she just got out of a very painful relationship, and she doesn't want to get involved with anyone seriously...............

so i just think about her and

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Old January 1st, 2004, 03:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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> I like my girlfriend, too (sorry, can't stop thinking of her)

i want a girlfriend tooooooooo

well i have this uh... intimate friend ---fukkkin hot, gorgeous black babe--- but she just got out of a very painful relationship, and she doesn't want to get involved with anyone seriously...............

so i just think about her and

=_(
I had to wait for 7 or 8 years to have one girlfriend... but she's TEH GRILFRIEND (no, the grill-friend no...). Soooo, let time act the right way.
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Old January 1st, 2004, 12:38 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i'll just pretend she never was real










i need to forget her face i see it still






















my only hope is one day i'll forget





i didn't do it
i didn't do it
i didn't do it
i didn't do it
i didn't do it




























......... but i knew right then, i'd never find her
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Old January 1st, 2004, 01:54 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Well, the fact is people mock musicians with Eyeliners for reason: Ville "YAGRH MAKE THIS UGLY GAY THING GO AWAY" Vallo. He wears Eyeliner and is the shittiest thing that ever came from Finland, so people normally think Eyeliner + male singer = MAKE IT DIE.

It's like with Hitler and the Germans - one did shit, the world hates the whole country. -_-
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Old January 1st, 2004, 03:43 PM   #20 (permalink)
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It's like with Hitler and the Germans - one did shit, the world hates the whole country. -_-
We live in a world of generalisations, you know. We may like it or not, but we live in it.

One gay does one gayish thing, then all the gays make gayish things.

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"Arabic people gives up their live for a God, because I saw one doing that in the TV, so they are all equal".

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"All Germans wear bigot because they like Hitler, even women wear it".

NO

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Old January 4th, 2004, 03:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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who cares if he wears eyeliner? and anyways its looks so good on him.
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^+agrees and nods+ They're just jealous because they look like crap in eyeliner.
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Old January 4th, 2004, 04:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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hey i ware it (and a long time before i heard of Bodom which was about 4 years ago)
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Old January 4th, 2004, 06:42 PM   #24 (permalink)
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> before those damn japs and their searchbots

That's a fucking racist comment and if i didn't like you i'd bad-rep you for it.

Technically, its not.
He didn't actually state that the japanese are worse than his race.
Nor is japs an offensive term as it is exactly the same as
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Old January 4th, 2004, 06:47 PM   #25 (permalink)
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hahahaha...great thread...Who the fuck cares if he wears eyeliner!
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