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Old April 19th, 2012, 11:16 AM   #11376 (permalink)
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Usually these users silence up at some point and people go hey remember that dude. They suicide. I'm trying to save Kaiso from committing suicide by offering phone sex to her but she insists sex stories here and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with that.
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Old April 19th, 2012, 02:20 PM   #11377 (permalink)
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I dunno hauta, that reaction sounded a lot like you might actually be Kristen. I'm not trying to come between y'all (that's just Slayer- they're always doing shit like that and they act like they're clueless as to why it drives the manager away). I rather like you. I was a big fan of your trolling in my college days (and yes you were this bad), and our resumes look fairly similar. I mean why would I go to all that trouble to get the two of you together just to try to come between you? next up on the dating game: Kim Goss and a Whole Foods cashier.
I am Kristen Mulderig?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True story, problem? TROLOLOLOLOL!!!

Seriously, what's the matter with you?
Alright, let's vote!

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c) Vivebodom and nothing more
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Old April 20th, 2012, 12:30 PM   #11378 (permalink)
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Old April 20th, 2012, 02:07 PM   #11379 (permalink)
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I don't know what Kaiso wants but I still want the same medication!!
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Old April 21st, 2012, 06:25 AM   #11380 (permalink)
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dude.... wtf is going on

joonas says he is trying to save kaisos life with phone sex. what i think it sounds more comic is that he is gay and is willing to do the effort to do it with a girl

lol
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Old April 21st, 2012, 06:27 AM   #11381 (permalink)
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I don't know what Kaiso wants but I still want the same medication!!

can u get pot in finland?
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Old April 24th, 2012, 01:51 AM   #11382 (permalink)
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Old April 24th, 2012, 10:15 AM   #11383 (permalink)
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Old April 24th, 2012, 12:46 PM   #11384 (permalink)
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Old April 24th, 2012, 02:02 PM   #11385 (permalink)
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OMG!! That last pic- is he growing beard again?? YEEEAAAAHHH!! xD
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Old April 24th, 2012, 04:41 PM   #11386 (permalink)
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how often does he apply that manicure, once in a year?
kristen's so pretty
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Old April 25th, 2012, 01:10 AM   #11387 (permalink)
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Here, Henkka looks as old as me, not 100 years older.. That's good!


Alexi can't do his nails once a year they would be long as tree branches Probably once a month? Or once a 2 weeks?
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Old April 25th, 2012, 11:09 AM   #11388 (permalink)
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Here, Henkka looks as old as me, not 100 years older.. That's good!


Alexi can't do his nails once a year they would be long as tree branches Probably once a month? Or once a 2 weeks?
I meant the black polish it always looks soooo worn out
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Old April 25th, 2012, 02:00 PM   #11389 (permalink)
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^I know you meant the nail polish What I meant is that he can't cut his nails if they are with polish on them, especially black He changes it pretty often, but it looks worn- out cos of the guitar playing (:
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yeah, maybe, haven't thought of guitar
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Maybe Alexi should get a short hair and grow a beard. Why's he maintaining the Wild Child Alexi look when he's not maintaining the music?
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Old May 17th, 2012, 04:52 PM   #11392 (permalink)
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 08:33 AM   #11395 (permalink)
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Alexi was on a finnish radio show today, here's a clip where he "teaches" one of the hosts to play balalaika. Mainly he just helps him with the correct rock posing.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 09:34 AM   #11396 (permalink)
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Alexi was on a finnish radio show today, here's a clip where he "teaches" one of the hosts to play balalaika. Mainly he just helps him with the correct rock posing.
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Old May 24th, 2012, 02:37 PM   #11397 (permalink)
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Wait, when did Joonas go gay? How do you know he's gay? Joonas isn't actually a homosexual. gosh. Ya'll are so unperceptive. I meant that he gets very happy to see other people in pain. gay means happy. Joonas is a very straight psychopath. trust me. Do y'all read Science Illustrated? The issue with the Ice Age Lottery is a super awesome issue.

Ok, so perhaps some people do find it morally unacceptable to be a homosexual and for that reason Joonas may feel inclined to rape a man (because rape is more widely recognized as morally unacceptable in comparison to consensual sex), but he does it for the rush of doing something bad. He doesn't actually empathize or relate emotionally you know because he's a psychopath.

Try telling him to do something morally neutral like play chess. He won't be interested. He won't actually do anything you say- he will only do the bad things you say. Tell him to drink some juice and he might drink that juice to excess in the most disgusting way possible. But he ain't gonna drink no juice in no kind of normal way.

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Old May 24th, 2012, 02:55 PM   #11398 (permalink)
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There a 2 new Pics, yo can also See in the DVD from Holiday at Lake Bodom
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@ Sany: thanks, but those pics have already been posted by elli last year (page 439 of this thread)
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