Alexi Laiho Quotes - Page 2

jhonnah · June 10th, 2007, 08:55 AM

It is Janne. I'm sure now.

Celeb · June 10th, 2007, 09:06 AM

Shit, I must be deaf then

Ok, I have to watch the clip once more-->

Oh fuck, it is Janne!!! And all this time I have thought...never mind, now I know

the phenom · June 10th, 2007, 09:16 AM

Its alexi!

i have to be stupid and say it! it has to be him :'(

Celeb · June 10th, 2007, 09:19 AM

No its Janne, it sounds like Alexi but there is that little and short part where you know its Janne...simple, huh?

all_sins_undone · June 10th, 2007, 09:50 AM

one of my favorite alexi quote's is "i guzzled so much cum i could hardly shred the next day on tour!"

Kattana · June 10th, 2007, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Nerevarine

FUCK YOU ALL, get a life and stop sucking alexi's dick.

+1

Quote:

Originally Posted by -[chop]-

ow gawd....

+1

Karhock · June 10th, 2007, 01:13 PM

"Titanic is not the FUCKING ISSUE HERE DUDE!"

666laiho_4evacobhc · June 10th, 2007, 01:52 PM

YA YOW

Lady_Laiho · June 10th, 2007, 05:13 PM

hahhahahahahahahha

"You guys are a bunch of muthafucking metal people here"--It's not exactly it but close from Stockholm.

Karhock · June 10th, 2007, 05:39 PM

*spits loogie* "that's not a very hard thing to do by the way"

Lanterns · June 10th, 2007, 07:26 PM

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,

-Merrild- · June 11th, 2007, 07:32 AM

you are all gay.

COBHC Webmaster · June 11th, 2007, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Merrild-

you are all gay.

When did Alexi say that?

cobhc_777 · June 11th, 2007, 12:49 PM

Yeah, I liked the b-e-a-fuckin-utiful... hehe, takin' it from Ace!! Lol, or when Jaska does his solo and Alexi say something like, "And that's Jaska, one crazy son-of-a-BIATCH!"

Celeb · June 11th, 2007, 11:50 PM

"Mä oon oksentanu Kreikassa, mitäs sä oot tehny?"

cobhc_777@ Yeh, I like that part too...

valkokukka · June 12th, 2007, 12:44 AM

"Älkää rikkoko luitanne" = "don't break your bones"

Alexi's advice for new bands.

Saartje · June 12th, 2007, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb

"Mä oon oksentanu Kreikassa, mitäs sä oot tehny?"

yeah that was a good one

Foxy_Lady · June 12th, 2007, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb

"Mä oon oksentanu Kreikassa, mitäs sä oot tehny?"

cobhc_777@ Yeh, I like that part too...

Translation, please!!! Otherwise for those who don't know Finnish it sounds like some abracadabra.... =))))

Saartje · June 12th, 2007, 11:50 AM

^I puked in Greece, what have you done?

Foxy_Lady · June 12th, 2007, 12:21 PM

Is this a translation? Oh... I thought that would be smth at least a bit intelligent... What a pity... All of my hopes are ruined.... =))))))
Though I can't deny that "I puked in Greece, what have you done?" sounds sarcastic.... =)

jhonnah · June 12th, 2007, 01:02 PM

"Te ette oikeesti tiedä, kuin paljo supporttia te ootte meille antanu. Kiitos oikeesti siitä!"

In English it's something like: "You guys really don't know how much support you've gave to us. Thank you very much for that!"
Alexi said this to us when we saw him last time.

vikk · June 12th, 2007, 01:11 PM

"Kill all Chinese"

.

devil's lil girl · June 12th, 2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saartje

^I puked in Greece, what have you done?

that was my fave line from the damn CRY!!!

besides the part where he sucked a condom through his nose

Kattana · June 12th, 2007, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vikk

"Kill all Chinese"

.

lmao that was hilarious, someone should bump that thread

<-Warheart-> · June 12th, 2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexi Laiho before "You're Better Off Dead" live in France '03

Well this next song's gonna be dedicated to all these fuckin' 3 piece suit wearing motherfuckers who think there's something wrong with listening to heavy metal and drinking fucking beer. And whenever you meet one of these fuckin' bastards, you're gonna go and like give 'em the middle finger and tell 'em FUCK YOU!!! YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexi Laiho before "You're Better Off Dead" live in Germany '03

Alright...this next song is dedicated to all these cocksuckin' motherfuckers who think that there's something wrong about listening to heavy metal and drinking fuckin' beer. Ya know...Don't it fuckin' piss you off sometimes when you're like, walking down the street and minding your fucking business. Then this fuckin' 3 piece suit candy-ass fuck comes up to you and tells you that.."Hey man! Why don't you get a haircut and a real fuckin' job?!?!". Ya know, it's like, what the fuck dude? So what ya gotta say, you're gonna give 'em the middle finger and tell 'em...FUCK YOU!!! YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 10th, 2007, 08:55 AM	#26 (permalink)
jhonnah Mölli Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hellsinki, Finland Posts: 363	It is Janne. I'm sure now. __________________ Concert photos by me. ~ Live for the moment, make it last ~ Overall charts:

June 10th, 2007, 09:06 AM	#27 (permalink)
Celeb Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 1,505	Shit, I must be deaf then Ok, I have to watch the clip once more--> Oh fuck, it is Janne!!! And all this time I have thought...never mind, now I know __________________ You know you've been Finlandized when you walk down the street and someone smiles at you, you immediately assume he's either drunk, insane or an American

June 10th, 2007, 09:19 AM	#29 (permalink)
Celeb Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 1,505	No its Janne, it sounds like Alexi but there is that little and short part where you know its Janne...simple, huh? __________________ You know you've been Finlandized when you walk down the street and someone smiles at you, you immediately assume he's either drunk, insane or an American Last edited by Celeb : June 10th, 2007 at 09:24 AM.

June 10th, 2007, 05:13 PM	#34 (permalink)
Lady_Laiho Dark Divinity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,792	hahhahahahahahahha "You guys are a bunch of muthafucking metal people here"--It's not exactly it but close from Stockholm. __________________

June 10th, 2007, 07:26 PM	#36 (permalink)
Lanterns 1 girl in her cups Join Date: May 2003 Location: East Bumblefuck Posts: 4,769	you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, __________________ SHIT HAPPENS.

June 10th, 2007, 09:16 AM	#28 (permalink)
the phenom Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 6,560	Its alexi! i have to be stupid and say it! it has to be him :'(

June 10th, 2007, 09:50 AM	#30 (permalink)
all_sins_undone Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,935	one of my favorite alexi quote's is "i guzzled so much cum i could hardly shred the next day on tour!"

June 10th, 2007, 01:13 PM	#32 (permalink)
Karhock Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 14	"Titanic is not the FUCKING ISSUE HERE DUDE!"

June 10th, 2007, 05:39 PM	#35 (permalink)
Karhock Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 14	spits loogie "that's not a very hard thing to do by the way"

June 11th, 2007, 07:32 AM	#37 (permalink)
-Merrild- Lord Kevin Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In a Ice Cold Ikea Country Posts: 937	you are all gay. __________________

June 11th, 2007, 12:49 PM	#39 (permalink)
cobhc_777 Drummer Chick Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 66	Yeah, I liked the b-e-a-fuckin-utiful... hehe, takin' it from Ace!! Lol, or when Jaska does his solo and Alexi say something like, "And that's Jaska, one crazy son-of-a-BIATCH!"

June 11th, 2007, 11:50 PM	#40 (permalink)
Celeb Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 1,505	"Mä oon oksentanu Kreikassa, mitäs sä oot tehny?" cobhc_777@ Yeh, I like that part too... __________________ You know you've been Finlandized when you walk down the street and someone smiles at you, you immediately assume he's either drunk, insane or an American

June 12th, 2007, 12:44 AM	#41 (permalink)
valkokukka I can still feel it Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 1,727	"Älkää rikkoko luitanne" = "don't break your bones" Alexi's advice for new bands.

June 12th, 2007, 11:50 AM	#44 (permalink)
Saartje Supernatural Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Couch Posts: 1,623	^I puked in Greece, what have you done? __________________ Meuh

June 12th, 2007, 12:21 PM	#45 (permalink)
Foxy_Lady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 156	Is this a translation? Oh... I thought that would be smth at least a bit intelligent... What a pity... All of my hopes are ruined.... =)))))) Though I can't deny that "I puked in Greece, what have you done?" sounds sarcastic.... =)

June 12th, 2007, 01:02 PM	#46 (permalink)
jhonnah Mölli Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hellsinki, Finland Posts: 363	"Te ette oikeesti tiedä, kuin paljo supporttia te ootte meille antanu. Kiitos oikeesti siitä!" In English it's something like: "You guys really don't know how much support you've gave to us. Thank you very much for that!" Alexi said this to us when we saw him last time. __________________ Concert photos by me. ~ Live for the moment, make it last ~ Overall charts:

June 12th, 2007, 01:11 PM	#47 (permalink)
vikk parangaricutirimicuaro Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 20,813	"Kill all Chinese" .