Your thoughts on manowar

bodomite · December 4th, 2002, 04:25 PM

and why do you feel this way?

hate em.... listen to their music.... and no one in their right mind dresses like a viking when they are a skinny fuck!

Tut Ankh Amon · December 4th, 2002, 04:30 PM

their sound suck
but they're funny as hell when they are posing!

like on the Manowar tour video where their bass player (forgot his name) is driving one of those ice-motorcicles just with a leopard skin thong!

fuck that was pretty bad!

oh yeah
and there was some brazilian sluts doing nasty stuff on the backstage also. But their drummer is the funniest!!! His dumb face makes me laugh SO MUCH!

bodomite · December 4th, 2002, 04:31 PM

Taliesin · December 4th, 2002, 04:44 PM

Well, their True Metal behaviour is only hilarious...

Their music is kinda fun and good headbanging stuff, combined with a few beers and a funny discussion about their lyrics, for example about "May our swords be wet, like a young girl in her prime / Hold your hammers high" you'll have the party going all night

I remember last weekend when they played "Hail and Kill" and "Warriors of the World" I kinda apreciated it

During the first one we laughed like hell about a third of the people on the little stage who took it seriously and as well about the other two thirds who made fun of the song.
During the second one a friend came hopping by, one hand like \m/ the other one in his groin, headbanging and hopping on one leg

I lay on the floor the next 15min

ah yeah and to the germans I'd only say

BIG DICK

...

ME TOO

bodomite · December 4th, 2002, 04:46 PM

ukstin · December 4th, 2002, 04:54 PM

shit

bodomite · December 4th, 2002, 04:55 PM

yay another follower

ukstin · December 4th, 2002, 04:56 PM

yeah..

bodomite · December 4th, 2002, 04:59 PM

hahahaahahhahahaha

loWildChild · December 4th, 2002, 05:15 PM

They are gay and lying.... "ManOgays" JUAS!

bodomite · December 4th, 2002, 05:58 PM

Taliesin · December 4th, 2002, 06:03 PM

"GayOwar" then

bodomite · December 4th, 2002, 06:13 PM

FagOwaR

Thorns of Sorrow · December 4th, 2002, 08:46 PM

Manofag

IcedEarth556 · December 4th, 2002, 08:57 PM

This board is sooo crazy.

bodomite · December 4th, 2002, 09:59 PM

jep you know it man

seventi · December 5th, 2002, 05:40 AM

I agree, their posing is great!

But I hate the fact that the word "steel" is sung 509 times just in one song:

"With the power of the ztiiiiil"
"Magic ztiiiiil"
"My sword is made of ztiiiiil" (duh!)
"ztiiiiil attack!!!!!!"
"I kill the dragon with my ztiiiiil"
"My ztiiiiil is better than you ztiiiiil"
"I am made of ztiiiiil"
"Fucking ztiiiiil"
"ztiiiiil meet ztiiiiil"
"ztiiiiil, and away!!!"
"ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, yeah!!"
"My ztiiiiil is broken"
"I love my ztiiiiil"
"Universal power magic ztiiiiil"
"I ride my ztiiiiil"
"I killed a rabbit with my ztiiiiil"
"My ztiiiiil chops of your ztiiiiilhead"
"I built a castle with my ztiiiiil"
"Oh, there are'nt enough steelwords in this song - ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil"

So I'd say, yeah they suck musically, but you can always have a good laugh at them
:spin:

Taliesin · December 5th, 2002, 05:45 AM

Not to forget

"Raging ztiiiiil like thunder from the skiiiii"

seventi · December 5th, 2002, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Northern Viking
Not to forget

"Raging ztiiiiil like thunder from the skiiiii"

"I'll penetrate you with my big ztiiiiil"

_A_SCARLET_SUNSET_ · December 5th, 2002, 07:45 AM

They SUCK major cock... i hate their damn pseudo heroic attitude...

Hatebreeder86 · December 5th, 2002, 07:47 AM

ssshit

Pentelesh · December 5th, 2002, 08:54 AM

I like the music, but not theyre attitude

HK · December 5th, 2002, 10:10 AM

they fucking rule, I know the lyrics and all are pretty stupid but that doesn't matter when you hear Eric Adams signing so goddamn perfectly. Download their live songs and feel the steel going through you

dawnghost · December 5th, 2002, 10:13 AM

butt metal scene OMG

bodomite · December 5th, 2002, 11:01 AM

thats a term we use in the USA

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December 4th, 2002, 04:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Taliesin Immaturity Aside Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Kop! Posts: 6,348	Well, their True Metal behaviour is only hilarious... Their music is kinda fun and good headbanging stuff, combined with a few beers and a funny discussion about their lyrics, for example about "May our swords be wet, like a young girl in her prime / Hold your hammers high" you'll have the party going all night I remember last weekend when they played "Hail and Kill" and "Warriors of the World" I kinda apreciated it During the first one we laughed like hell about a third of the people on the little stage who took it seriously and as well about the other two thirds who made fun of the song. During the second one a friend came hopping by, one hand like \m/ the other one in his groin, headbanging and hopping on one leg I lay on the floor the next 15min ah yeah and to the germans I'd only say BIG DICK ... ME TOO __________________ En fait, je me comprends Soif de pils! A million faces, each a million lies for each and all a chrome disguise prompts for action, force reaction embody promise in a sheen so pure Against all wisdom you heed no warning your desires giving you away If I could change your mind I wouldn't save you from the path you wander In desperation dreams, any soul can set you free And I still hear you scream

December 4th, 2002, 04:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
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December 4th, 2002, 04:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
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December 4th, 2002, 05:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
loWildChild Haistakaapa vittu! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Madrid, the Hell Posts: 1,672	They are gay and lying.... "ManOgays" JUAS! __________________ ___) www.Scythes-Of-Bodom.tk (___ The No.1 Site about Children Of Bodom EVER!

December 4th, 2002, 06:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
Taliesin Immaturity Aside Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Kop! Posts: 6,348	"GayOwar" then __________________ En fait, je me comprends Soif de pils! A million faces, each a million lies for each and all a chrome disguise prompts for action, force reaction embody promise in a sheen so pure Against all wisdom you heed no warning your desires giving you away If I could change your mind I wouldn't save you from the path you wander In desperation dreams, any soul can set you free And I still hear you scream

December 4th, 2002, 08:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
Thorns of Sorrow My pic is squished Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 5,287	Manofag __________________ I pity the man/woman who takes me seriously

December 4th, 2002, 08:57 PM	#15 (permalink)
IcedEarth556 Metal Keyboardist Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A Posts: 724	This board is sooo crazy.

December 5th, 2002, 05:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
seventi Viva Lonliness! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Third Place Posts: 984	I agree, their posing is great! But I hate the fact that the word "steel" is sung 509 times just in one song: "With the power of the ztiiiiil" "Magic ztiiiiil" "My sword is made of ztiiiiil" (duh!) "ztiiiiil attack!!!!!!" "I kill the dragon with my ztiiiiil" "My ztiiiiil is better than you ztiiiiil" "I am made of ztiiiiil" "Fucking ztiiiiil" "ztiiiiil meet ztiiiiil" "ztiiiiil, and away!!!" "ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, yeah!!" "My ztiiiiil is broken" "I love my ztiiiiil" "Universal power magic ztiiiiil" "I ride my ztiiiiil" "I killed a rabbit with my ztiiiiil" "My ztiiiiil chops of your ztiiiiilhead" "I built a castle with my ztiiiiil" "Oh, there are'nt enough steelwords in this song - ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil" So I'd say, yeah they suck musically, but you can always have a good laugh at them :spin: __________________ Failure is not an option - it is a privilege reserved for those who do not try hard enough

December 5th, 2002, 05:45 AM	#18 (permalink)
Taliesin Immaturity Aside Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Kop! Posts: 6,348	Not to forget "Raging ztiiiiil like thunder from the skiiiii" __________________ En fait, je me comprends Soif de pils! A million faces, each a million lies for each and all a chrome disguise prompts for action, force reaction embody promise in a sheen so pure Against all wisdom you heed no warning your desires giving you away If I could change your mind I wouldn't save you from the path you wander In desperation dreams, any soul can set you free And I still hear you scream

December 5th, 2002, 07:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
_A_SCARLET_SUNSET_ Lord of Chaos Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Augsburg, Germany Posts: 777	They SUCK major cock... i hate their damn pseudo heroic attitude... __________________

December 5th, 2002, 07:47 AM	#21 (permalink)
Hatebreeder86 ex- posthunter Join Date: May 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 1,551	ssshit __________________ But now I'm safe in the eye of the tornado I can't replace the lies, that let a 1000 days go No more living trapped inside In her way I'll surely die In the eye of the tornado, blow me away

December 5th, 2002, 08:54 AM	#22 (permalink)
Pentelesh The Speed In Darkness Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Espoo, Finland, Skandinavia, Europe, Earth. Posts: 1,341	I like the music, but not theyre attitude __________________ Olli ~ Bootleg trading

December 5th, 2002, 10:10 AM	#23 (permalink)
HK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ? Posts: 145	they fucking rule, I know the lyrics and all are pretty stupid but that doesn't matter when you hear Eric Adams signing so goddamn perfectly. Download their live songs and feel the steel going through you

December 5th, 2002, 10:13 AM	#24 (permalink)
dawnghost Borderline Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Rio de Janeiro Posts: 1,260	butt metal scene OMG __________________ “In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.” - Oscar Wilde