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Old October 15th, 2005, 09:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The return of the "How are you today?" thread

Well, since i've heard a few people complaining about the sudden absence of this thread, and having searched through about 10 of the previous pages and not being able to find it... here i am to make a repost


Today i had the most desperate/anxious day that i ever had as far as i can remember. And the day still hasn't ended, so hoo-friggiddy-ray
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Old October 15th, 2005, 09:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i'm 2 hours into my day and realised i have to be awake in 5 hours for work...
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Old October 15th, 2005, 09:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My day was awesome, until i had curry and needed to sit down before i keeled over.
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Old October 15th, 2005, 09:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Work blows, i have no reason to be up until 4pm...so not too shabby.
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Old October 15th, 2005, 09:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Just got back from work! Spent last six hours serving booze to drunken people, got hit on a few times, no one interesting though (except our bouncer, but he's off-limits) busy night overall but fun... then spent an hour drinking beer and talking shit with co-workers, and surprisingly many of them have hand cuffs and whips....hmm. Apparently I fit in. *slightly drunk and tired* *downloading darkwing duck*
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Old October 15th, 2005, 09:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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dude why didnt we just bump the thread
tut u fag u make me soooo hot
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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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dude why didnt we just bump the thread
tut u fag u make me soooo hot
because the thread disappeared, you fucking homoslut
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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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HEY I may be a homoslut
BUT im a DDDAAMMNNN GOOD H-O-M-O-S-L-U-T
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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I had this sort of life changing plan for today, but it had to be postponed.
I guess I could say I am half pissed, half frustrated.
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Old October 15th, 2005, 11:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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things will get resolved soon man trust me it will all get great :-D
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Old October 16th, 2005, 03:35 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I feel fucking ill. Too much alcohol in ones system!
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Old October 16th, 2005, 06:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old October 16th, 2005, 07:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old October 17th, 2005, 01:54 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old October 17th, 2005, 06:03 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old October 17th, 2005, 07:42 AM   #23 (permalink)
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and please do me a favor, get rid of this damn osama bin laiho of yours
we saw it enough don't you thing? i seriously can't see it any more.
its huge, its stupid, and fucking annoying.
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Slept late, teaching classes at 3. Going back to bed. Hoping to get laid after a date later...anyone seen lord of war?
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Old October 17th, 2005, 08:46 AM   #25 (permalink)
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